Osama Bin Laden wore a COWBOY HAT to avoid detection from U.S. drones, reveals s

[Ptarmigan]

Osama Bin Laden wore a COWBOY HAT to avoid detection from U.S. drones, reveals secret report into his life on the run
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358402/Pakistani-report-Osama-bin-Laden-wore-COWBOY-HAT-house-avoid-detection-youngest-wife-thought-kill-raids-noises-just-rainstorm.html

A secret Pakistani report leaked online on Monday provides a series of stunning revelations about the life and death of terror mastermind Osama bin Laden, the long-time Al-Qaeda leader responsible for the 9/11 attacks against the United States in 2001.

The report, placed online by the Al Jazeera news network, recounts the testimony of more than 200 witnesses including bin Laden's family members.

On one occasion during 2002 or 2003, bin Laden was almost caught while headed to a market with his security guard Ibrahim al-Kuwaiti and the guard's wife Maryam. The car he was riding in - it's unclear who was driving - was pulled over for speeding, but bin Laden 'quickly settled the matter,' according to Maryam's testimony, and the al-Qaeda leader was once again off and running.

[DefiantSix]

I call BULLSHIT!!

C'mon guys: a just sub-7'-0" guy dressed in in bedsheets, wearing a cowboy hat?  How much less inconspicuous could you possible ask for??