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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: John Doe on October 02, 2015, 09:32:30 PM

Title: New member here!
Post by: John Doe on October 02, 2015, 09:32:30 PM
I'd like to keep this short and sweet. My name is John Doe. My wife is Jane, I'd introduce her but she's nowhere to be found.  I came here because I've been watching this country go down the drain for eight years straight now. As you can imagine, I'm damn well tired of it. Other than that I'm a history buff,  computer whiz, and an admirer of the art of debate. I'm also hella paranoid, so if you need some computer security advice, hit me up. I've got your back. See you around, fellow cavemen.
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: Chris_ on October 02, 2015, 10:45:53 PM
Another new guy.

Get in line, buddy.
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: Bad Dog on October 02, 2015, 11:19:34 PM
Welcome Mr. Doe
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: Dblhaul on October 03, 2015, 01:30:48 AM
howdy.
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: obumazombie on October 03, 2015, 08:58:46 AM
I had a next door neighbor named Bob Brown.
My name has a similar ring to it like John Q. Public.
The rest of the neighborhood used to call us the generic neighbors.

Welcome to the cave.
Glad to have you aboard.
Hope your stay is long an profitable.

I usually am number 1 to reply in new guy(gal) threads, but Chris_  edged me out this time.
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: SVPete on October 03, 2015, 09:45:56 AM
Welcome!
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: Boudicca on October 03, 2015, 03:05:28 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on October 03, 2015, 08:58:46 AM
I had a next door neighbor named Bob Brown.
My name has a similar ring to it like John Q. Public.
The rest of the neighborhood used to call us the generic neighbors.

Welcome to the cave.
Glad to have you aboard.
Hope your stay is long an profitable.

I usually am number 1 to reply in new guy(gal) threads, but Chris_  edged me out this time.

Are your neighbors currently black like you are, in solidarity with your protest about someone named Serena Williams or something like that? :whistling:

Welcome, John Doe or whoever you really are.
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: obumazombie on October 04, 2015, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Boudicca on October 03, 2015, 03:05:28 PM
Are your neighbors currently black like you are, in solidarity with your protest about someone named Serena Williams or something like that? :whistling:

Welcome, John Doe or whoever you really are.

Bob Brown was brown.
Back then I wasn't protesting the current administration, but I should have been.
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: Boudicca on October 04, 2015, 06:25:15 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on October 04, 2015, 05:20:49 PM
Bob Brown was brown.
Back then I wasn't protesting the current administration, but I should have been.

You know you can make my brain hurt, right dude? :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: thundley4 on October 04, 2015, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on October 03, 2015, 08:58:46 AM
I had a next door neighbor named Bob Brown.
My name has a similar ring to it like John Q. Public.
The rest of the neighborhood used to call us the generic neighbors.

Welcome to the cave.
Glad to have you aboard.
Hope your stay is long an profitable.

I usually am number 1 to reply in new guy(gal) threads, but Chris_  edged me out this time.

Our neighbor's name was John Smith when I was younger.
Title: Re: New member here!
Post by: obumazombie on October 05, 2015, 03:19:58 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on October 04, 2015, 08:22:22 PM
Our neighbor's name was John Smith when I was younger.

When I was a little lad, my Mom taught me the words to "John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith"...and then we sang it together.