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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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*So, um, like, when am I in charge?"
« on: November 07, 2018, 06:22:15 PM »
Queried Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez when finally being let in to meet with presumptive House Speaker Nancy Pelosi?  "Cuz, um, like that's what they told me I won, was to be like, um, in charge and stuff".

Pelosi cackled for a moment and said "shut up and learn how to speak proper English.  You're not in charge of anything.  You will vote how I tell you to.  Now get me a latte and top it off with Cognac this time, unlike the last few young bitches who came in here.  And toss in some Metamucil too."

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez left sobbing.


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Re: *So, um, like, when am I in charge?"
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2018, 07:02:29 PM »
So that's why she booked a flight to Socialist Portland!  More of her peeps are out there.
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