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Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« on: December 29, 2012, 07:39:03 PM »
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Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:34 PM
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Hey, someone will probably be tombstoned for a juror comment! [View all]

At Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:18 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

The assholes are the ones that filled bill with non-relief pork
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2092605

It was a profoundly baseless alert -- a real abuse of the system.

But juror #4 had interesting reasons for voting to leave:

Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: babble-on sister is typical liberal/progressive anti-American trash. In fact, everyone except the moles on Skin's island are anti-American trash, and the sooner they fall over dead the better off real Americans will be. You're good for entertainment value, and that's all any of you dolts will ever be. Tune in 12/31 for the DOTY Award.
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Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:37 PM
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2. What?!? We have moles/trolls on juries!?!?

I hope you alerted on that PM.
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Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:53 PM
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13. Yes, and chances are they may all be sock puppets of one person

XRubicon definitely fits in that particular condom....
Tavernturd, you old rabble rouser, you. :lmao:


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Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:47 PM
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9. There is *NO* order here because the moles/trolls are infesting the juries.

None.
Say it ain't so.


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Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:44 PM
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6. this is why "our" jury system is a ****ing joke.

The jurors are from freep and cave.
Everybody runnnnn!!1! :bolt:


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Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:52 PM
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11. I just sent this PM to Skinner:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=inbox&viewsent=106106
Was it a poem?? :???:



Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2012, 07:40:14 PM »
Oh my.

Goodness gracious.
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 08:13:00 PM »
(snicker)

I was able to serve on one of their jurys today.  It wasn't easy being locked up in that room with the odor and all.  None of the others had bathed or brushed their teeth in the last 6 months, and they were proud of it!  Nevertheless, I held my nose, took one for the team, and heard the evidence.  As was typical of the liberal prosecutor, their case wasn't thought out at all.   I voted to "Leave It Alone."  Three others joined me, but they just wanted to get back to their pot smoking and didn't really care.

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 08:23:29 PM »
No,a mole never ever has served on a jury...trust me.  :)

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 08:24:39 PM »


"I am Juror #4!"
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 08:35:11 PM »
Okay, I admit it--I confess!!!

Wasn't me.
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 08:39:29 PM »
Now that there is funny... don't care who ya are!!!!
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 08:40:53 PM »
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2012, 08:42:59 PM »
(snicker)

I was able to serve on one of their jurys today.  It wasn't easy being locked up in that room with the odor and all.  None of the others had bathed or brushed their teeth in the last 6 months, and they were proud of it!  Nevertheless, I held my nose, took one for the team, and heard the evidence.  As was typical of the liberal prosecutor, their case wasn't thought out at all.   I voted to "Leave It Alone."  Three others joined me, but they just wanted to get back to their pot smoking and didn't really care.
Well, if you would have taken a moment, you would have noticed I at least shaved.
Just ask Sparky, he was there.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2012, 08:49:34 PM »
Meta-Discussion is one big sadsack pile of dogshit. When they run out of crap to whine and mewl about in real life they go to Meta and whine about their DU virtual lives.

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2012, 08:55:56 PM »
Meta is the monkey house, inside the monkey house.
It reminds me of the "hurt feelings" report that shows up now and then.
Most all of them are moles except me.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2012, 09:01:20 PM »
Did someone say.....

MOLE?

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2012, 09:05:15 PM »
Did someone say.....

MOLE?


I object to you posting my photo in a public forum!
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2012, 09:08:59 PM »
I object to you posting my photo in a public forum!

I'm sorry....I thought you were THIS mole:

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2012, 09:14:32 PM »
GNads laying on a pink pillow?
You a sick man for posting that.

Oh, look, she shat herself, too.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2012, 09:18:24 PM »
GNads laying on a pink pillow?
You a sick man for posting that.

Oh, look, she shat herself, too.

Actually, that's one of kpete's works of "art".
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2012, 09:23:39 PM »
Actually, that's one of kpete's works of "art".
Why would she sculpt gNads on a pink pillow?
That's just crazy talk.  :panic:
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2012, 09:26:13 PM »
I object to you posting my photo in a public forum!
I'll sue!  I'll call my lawyer! :panic:
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2012, 10:00:09 PM »
Puppet Master =

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Re: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2012, 10:52:56 PM »
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2012, 12:28:12 AM »
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11. I just sent this PM to Skinner:

http://www.democraticunde...inbox&viewsent=106106
It's so cute that they think Skimmer cares.

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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2012, 01:50:48 AM »
It's so cute that they think Skimmer cares.
It's funny when they think they matter.
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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2012, 03:42:53 AM »
 :rofl:

This thread is a keeper.


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Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2012, 09:16:59 AM »
The fire has dwiddled considerably. Just a little smolding going on.
I couldn't stop laughing while reading over it again.
Maybe it will end up in the DUmping ground. Truely epic.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”