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Offline FlippyDoo

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A Challenge to lurking DUers
« on: May 23, 2012, 09:51:49 PM »
I'm on vacation starting tomorrow and running through next week. Since 0 has gotten the economy in such a state that I can not afford to take a traveling vacation I have decided that spending time on DU, via my mole naturally, will be my vacation. So during these several days my mole intends to post regularly, stir things up, and generally shine the light on your stupidity from within your own website.

When the MRT was first installed on your island I was concerned. I knew that I would be busted, and back then I would have never thought a vacation full of stirring the hive group-mind would be possible. The inability of the MRT, however, has convinced me that the MRT rats can NOT ferret out my mole. I guess now we will see.

My fun will start sometime after 6:00 am on Thursday, May 24 and will continue through the following Thursday. Unless, I guess, the brilliant minds of the MRT can flush me out and down the drain. Since this is essentially a game of find-the-mole I am willing to offer you some hints about my mole's DU identity...

1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.
2. My mole is either heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
3. My mole often attempts to present kindness, but sometimes does so in a condescending way.
4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.
5. If I remember correctly my mole has mentioned on at least one occasion that I have scored well on IQ tests.
6. My mole will alert on your ass in a heartbeat.
7. My mole sometimes seems a bit wishy-washy on somethings.
8. In the past my mole would sometimes only give a K&R to a post.

So there are your clues. Now for the rules. Even if you are not on the MRT you can out my mole. If you suspect that you've found my mole just ask in public and I will answer honestly. If you ask via PM I'll lie and deny that you have found my mole. If you do happen to discover my mole I will not attempt to mole again on DU for at least the rest of 2012. If you do NOT discover my mole I intend to have so much fun during the elections.

I guess that is everything. The game will soon be afoot. Have fun.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 09:55:06 PM »
In my case I believe that confession is good for the soul. I mentioned it in another thread, and it seems appropriate here... Taverner is my mole. Just thought I would save the MRT some work.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 09:58:32 PM »
Quote from: Doubleplusungood on May 23, 2012, 09:55:06 PM
In my case I believe that confession is good for the soul. I mentioned it in another thread, and it seems appropriate here... Taverner is my mole. Just thought I would save the MRT some work.

I just think it is better for them if they work for something. I'll be impressed if they do find my mole, but I don't think that they have the cognitive ability. If they do surprise me and catch my mole I will stay true to my word. I'll honestly admit that they are correct and will not mole on DU for the remainder of 2012.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 10:57:48 PM »
Bump so the retards don't miss this one.

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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 11:15:07 PM »
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1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.

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4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.

NADIN???????????????
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 11:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 23, 2012, 11:15:07 PM
NADIN???????????????

I was thinking the same thing, but Flippy didn't mention his mole being bald. 
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 04:06:00 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 23, 2012, 11:17:24 PM
I was thinking the same thing, but Flippy didn't mention his mole being bald. 

Or bald and fat . . .
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2012, 05:41:37 AM »
No. My mole is not nadin. I'm not sure that I've ever seen nadin attempt to present kindness (clue no. 3) and she tries to come across as knowledgeable about everything instead of just a lot of things (clue no. 4).

My mole is also not the dude that smells bad.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2012, 09:21:42 AM »
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1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.
2. My mole is either heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
3. My mole often attempts to present kindness, but sometimes does so in a condescending way.
4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.
5. If I remember correctly my mole has mentioned on at least one occasion that I have scored well on IQ tests.
6. My mole will alert on your ass in a heartbeat.
7. My mole sometimes seems a bit wishy-washy on somethings.
8. In the past my mole would sometimes only give a K&R to a post.
Well that just leaves 99% of the DUmp to pick from...
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2012, 10:51:53 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on May 23, 2012, 09:51:49 PM
I'm on vacation starting tomorrow and running through next week. Since 0 has gotten the economy in such a state that I can not afford to take a traveling vacation I have decided that spending time on DU, via my mole naturally, will be my vacation. So during these several days my mole intends to post regularly, stir things up, and generally shine the light on your stupidity from within your own website.

So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2012, 10:55:53 AM »
Quote from: indago on May 24, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?

Here's hoping Summer School starts soon.  Very soon.

In the meantime, go back to 4chan.  Your fellow /b/tards miss making fun of you.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2012, 01:34:04 PM »
I hope (not the hopey kind), that based on the OP's information, a lot of bona fide members get accused of being the mole. That would be fun.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2012, 01:37:45 PM »
Quote from: indago on May 24, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
If you ask politely, maybe Flippy would let you have a look-see for yourself.  :naughty:
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2012, 03:12:47 PM »
This is wonderful!  :yahoo:
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2012, 03:24:39 PM »
Quote from: indago on May 24, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?

Sounds like you speak from experience.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2012, 03:29:57 PM »
Quote from: indago on May 24, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?

Man, wouldn't those teeth hurt after a while!?
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2012, 05:14:59 PM »
Quote from: Skul on May 24, 2012, 01:37:45 PM
If you ask politely, maybe Flippy would let you have a look-see for yourself.  :naughty:

When you consider how filthy and disease prone that liberals are I don't think that will ever happen.

As far as my challenge goes I still haven't been detected so get on it DU.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2012, 05:16:26 PM »
Quote from: indago on May 24, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?

Typical liberal, thinks he's special and doesn't need to play by the same rules or use the hints that all the other primitives on the island have been afforded.

Typical liberal shit stain.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2012, 05:29:06 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on May 24, 2012, 05:14:59 PM
When you consider how filthy and disease prone that liberals are I don't think that will ever happen.

As far as my challenge goes I still haven't been detected so get on it DU.

I figured out who your mole is.  :-)
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2012, 05:35:19 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 24, 2012, 05:29:06 PM
I figured out who your mole is.  :-)

Is it Skul?   :-)
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2012, 07:11:39 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 24, 2012, 05:35:19 PM
Is it Skul?   :-)

I'm not saying.  :whistling:   :rotf:
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2012, 08:38:57 PM »
Not me. Now.
Nope. mine will remain quiet for a bit.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2012, 09:33:48 PM »
Whatever you do, don't burn a good mole.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2012, 09:51:07 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 24, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
Whatever you do, don't burn a good mole.
No, no, no. Mathew is a bit perturbed that his momma got toasted.
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Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2012, 08:21:09 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on May 24, 2012, 05:41:37 AM
No. My mole is not nadin. I'm not sure that I've ever seen nadin attempt to present kindness (clue no. 3) and she tries to come across as knowledgeable about everything instead of just a lot of things (clue no. 4).

My mole is also not the dude that smells bad.


 :rotf:


The way you put it made it sound like something out of Lovecraft: He Who Must Not Be Named, Black Goat of The Woods With A Thousand Young, Key and Guardian of the Gate, all bow to The Dude That Smells Bad, Ia, Ia, Dude That Smells Bad upschar pthagn!!
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