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Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« on: April 13, 2015, 02:00:52 PM »
Cuz that's what DUmmies do.

Me? I went for a walk in the park.

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there are wee leaves on the trees and the flowers are popping up


spring is my favorite time of year. the rebirth, the return of shirt-sleeve weather, the longer days and being able to open the windows.

life has been trying lately, but it's hard to feel down this time of year. i'm on the patio with a bit of local (brew) and a bit of local (weed) and i'm feeling just dandy.

caught this a couple of weeks ago and need to get back to see what's happening at the garden now

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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2015, 02:07:55 PM »
I knew it was about Fizzy before I clicked on this thread.

She's so predictable.
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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2015, 02:14:10 PM »
What a useless skank it is.
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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2015, 02:24:57 PM »
Now, be fair. It was Saturday night.
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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2015, 02:45:08 PM »
With the Bay City Rollers...

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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2015, 03:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on April 13, 2015, 02:07:55 PM
I knew it was about Fizzy before I clicked on this thread.

She's so predictable.

So did I.  GMTA and all that. :whistling:
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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2015, 04:07:56 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 13, 2015, 03:52:30 PM
So did I.  GMTA and all that. :whistling:

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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2015, 04:26:52 PM »
You may recall she spent a lot of winter days stoned and drunk as well.
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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2015, 05:03:54 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 13, 2015, 02:24:57 PM
Now, be fair. It was Saturday night.
That is also bath day, isn't it?
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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2015, 06:10:57 PM »
Quote from: dane on April 13, 2015, 05:03:54 PM
That is also bath day, isn't it?

Didn't know she had one of those?
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2015, 09:11:29 PM »
Quote from: dane on April 13, 2015, 05:03:54 PM
That is also bath day, isn't it?

Quote from: landofconfusion80 on April 13, 2015, 06:10:57 PM
Didn't know she had one of those?

Hell, dane/LOC, it's nothing for ol' fizzy to take 2-3 baths a year...    :rotf:
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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2015, 09:17:25 PM »
Spring always makes me want to work! I been in the garden, splitting wood, and putting a new bumper on the truck. Why have I not taken the bike for a ride? Na not warm enough yet!
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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2015, 10:38:59 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA[/youtube]
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Drunk and stoned on a fine spring day
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2015, 07:38:48 AM »
This DUmmy could stand to learn a thing or two from Zachary Levi and Bert (Don't ask me where Ernie is in this awesome video, though, because I don't know):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtvPlFty1rE
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