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Re: Dummies Upset about the Jooooooos!
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2015, 04:27:44 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 04, 2015, 03:20:29 AM
Stupid bitch stood there trying to stop a bulldozer. They aren't exactly speed demons. She had plenty of time to get her ass out of the way. Driver didn't even see her. She decided her own fate. Not a good weight loss plan there.

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140,000 (pound 'dozer), goes over 140 (pound nimrod), 1 time, with nothing left over.

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Re: Dummies Upset about the Jooooooos!
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2015, 07:24:11 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 04, 2015, 03:20:29 AM
Stupid bitch stood there trying to stop a bulldozer. They aren't exactly speed demons. She had plenty of time to get her ass out of the way. Driver didn't even see her. She decided her own fate. Not a good weight loss plan there.

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Yes, she flatlined in more ways than one.
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Re: Dummies Upset about the Jooooooos!
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2015, 07:54:41 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 04, 2015, 07:24:11 AM
Yes, she flatlined in more ways than one.

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Re: Dummies Upset about the Jooooooos!
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2015, 10:09:04 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 04, 2015, 07:24:11 AM
Yes, she flatlined in more ways than one.

I guess she was flat chested also, but i did hear she was on track for bigger things :rotf:
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Re: Dummies Upset about the Jooooooos!
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2015, 10:36:28 AM »
Her ass was so flat you couldn't tell if she was coming or going?
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Re: Dummies Upset about the Jooooooos!
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2015, 10:50:07 AM »
The moonbats thought she was a revolutionary beauty. Frankly, she looked like 100 feet of bad road.
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Re: Dummies Upset about the Jooooooos!
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2015, 11:46:16 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 04, 2015, 10:50:07 AM
The moonbats thought she was a revolutionary beauty. Frankly, she looked like 100 feet of bad road.

She never met her aspiration of being 100 feet of flight line.
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Re: Dummies Upset about the Jooooooos!
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2015, 01:09:21 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 04, 2015, 11:46:16 AM
She never met her aspiration of being 100 feet of flight line.

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