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Title: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Texacon on March 27, 2021, 11:26:43 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215274201


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Sibelius Fan
We got our second Moderna shot yesterday. I feel fine. The wife, not so much

She’s calling in sick today - achy, headache, couldn’t sleep last night.

Me - no side effects at all.




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Srkdqltr
5. The wife? I really hate that expression.


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Lettuce Be
7. If he said her name, he'd then have to explain she's his wife
You can't just say, Julie, not so much and leave it at that. Everyone's asking who is Julie? That's why "the wife" is used. It's not meant to disparage anyone.


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Star Member Srkdqltr
8. Are you dense? HIS WIFE not THE WIFE. S/b my wife. Not the wife



Go out looking to be offended and you’ll find reason. Such a hateful, sad group of people. It must suck to live perpetually pissed off. LOL

KC
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 27, 2021, 11:54:09 AM
Would the DUMMY prefer the term "chief sammich maker" instead of the more offensive  "the wife"?
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Post by: SVPete on March 27, 2021, 02:55:15 PM
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Srkdqltr
5. The wife? I really hate that expression.

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Star Member Srkdqltr
8. Are you dense? HIS WIFE not THE WIFE. S/b my wife. Not the wife

 :rotf: So, "My wife", as if she's his property?! :rotf: DUpipo need to get their shibboleths straight! :rotf:
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Delmar on March 27, 2021, 03:14:47 PM
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Response to Srkdqltr (Reply #8)Sat Mar 27, 2021, 12:21 PM
Star Member bluestarone (11,782 posts)
10. Absolutely UNCALLED for!

You DO NOT sound like a nice person!

And that's putting it mildly.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 27, 2021, 03:43:08 PM
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Sibelius Fan (23,628 posts)

13. I don't care.

Take your scold elsewhere.

For once I agree with a DUmmy.  This should be our response anytime one of the bastions of political correctness try to correct us for not speaking "correctly".

the term would also work with mask karens too
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2021, 03:58:58 PM
"The" wife at one time was considered a lower-class, working-class, blue collar way to put it.

I on the other hand have always used "the" because it avoids the ownership suggestion of "my," as if the individual is a slave.

Just as I've always said "the" secretary or "the" attorney or "the" physician, rather than my, my, my, because I don't own these people and "my" is especially demeaning to the secretary.

I've noticed that Democrats, liberals, and primitives invariably use "my" more than decent and civilized people do, probably a leftover from their slaveholding days.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 27, 2021, 05:00:33 PM
"The" wife at one time was considered a lower-class, working-class, blue collar way to put it.

I on the other hand have always used "the" because it avoids the ownership suggestion of "my," as if the individual is a slave.

Just as I've always said "the" secretary or "the" attorney or "the" physician, rather than my, my, my, because I don't own these people and "my" is especially demeaning to the secretary.

I've noticed that Democrats, liberals, and primitives invariably use "my" more than decent and civilized people do, probably a leftover from their slaveholding days.

That's actually noticeable amongst the Democrat party.  Obama especially talked about himself, and haven't noticed Sleepy Joe doing the same yet.  President Trump always used terms such as "us".  Which is absolutely true.

BTW, before I got married, asked my fiance whether or not she wanted to take my name.  She said absolutely and did.  Her students had to start calling her Mrs. Wiggum rather than Ms. Jones.  It was her completely her decision.  She was not a possession as these crackpot DUmmies seem to suggest. 

Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Texacon on March 27, 2021, 05:02:47 PM
"The" wife at one time was considered a lower-class, working-class, blue collar way to put it.

I on the other hand have always used "the" because it avoids the ownership suggestion of "my," as if the individual is a slave.

Just as I've always said "the" secretary or "the" attorney or "the" physician, rather than my, my, my, because I don't own these people and "my" is especially demeaning to the secretary.

I've noticed that Democrats, liberals, and primitives invariably use "my" more than decent and civilized people do, probably a leftover from their slaveholding days.


Well said.

KC
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: SVPete on March 27, 2021, 05:02:55 PM
Speaking for myself, I was just jerking a hypothetical DU-chain. When a Prog is determined to attack what someone says, there is no safe way of saying anything. Anything said will be racist, misogynist, or something-or-other-ist.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Texacon on March 27, 2021, 05:06:14 PM
Speaking for myself, I was just jerking a hypothetical DU-chain. When a Prog is determined to attack what someone says, there is no safe way of saying anything. Anything said will be racist, misogynist, or something-or-other-ist.


Yup.

KC
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2021, 05:31:10 PM
That's actually noticeable amongst the Democrat party.  Obama especially talked about himself, and haven't noticed Sleepy Joe doing the same yet.  President Trump always used terms such as "us".  Which is absolutely true.....

For me, it's a situational thing.

If the person with whom I'm speaking has no idea the name or function of another person to whom I am referring, I use "the secretary" or "the physician" or "the attorney."

If the person with whom I'm speaking already knows, I use "Miss Jones" or "Dr. Smith" or "Bob."

Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 27, 2021, 07:05:11 PM
That's actually noticeable amongst the Democrat party.  Obama especially talked about himself, and haven't noticed Sleepy Joe doing the same yet.  President Trump always used terms such as "us".  Which is absolutely true.

BTW, before I got married, asked my fiance whether or not she wanted to take my name.  She said absolutely and did.  Her students had to start calling her Mrs. Wiggum rather than Ms. Jones.  It was her completely her decision.  She was not a possession as these crackpot DUmmies seem to suggest.

They are DUpipo.  The article is the same as their parentage: "a."
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 27, 2021, 08:09:39 PM
"The old ball and chain"
"The old lady"
"Little lady"
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Post by: 3rd-try on March 27, 2021, 11:11:35 PM
I always use "the ex".
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: SVPete on March 28, 2021, 08:12:31 AM
I reminded a FB Friend that mRNA vaccines reprogram your DNA. If you get Moderna you'll be receiving "My Mother the Car" re-runs. With Pfizer you get "Hogans Heroes" re-runs. OTOH, J&J doesn't use mRNA technology, so you're stuck with roof top antenna reception. :-)

With Sinovac and Sinopharm you get broken stale fortune cookie.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: MAGA2024 on March 28, 2021, 08:18:00 AM
Go out looking to be offended and you’ll find reason. Such a hateful, sad group of people. It must suck to live perpetually pissed off. LOL
KC

Never forget: Idiotic vermin like that run our schools and are turning kids into people like them, and worse. No child should be sent to a public school if at all possible. Sorry, I know that is off topic, I just say it because while we are laughing at them interacting on one level, on another level they are the most dangerous vermin and disease destroying the fabric of the nation.
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Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 28, 2021, 10:29:11 AM
For me, it's a situational thing.

If the person with whom I'm speaking has no idea the name or function of another person to whom I am referring, I use "the secretary" or "the physician" or "the attorney."

If the person with whom I'm speaking already knows, I use "Miss Jones" or "Dr. Smith" or "Bob."

Never done this, but thought about it during one of my shows where things are a little more casual rather than a staid office place environment.

Most of the folks know me, get my sense of humor, and are usually drinking during my gig.

So I thought I'd start the show by saying, my name is Ralph, my personal pronouns are "hey trivia guy", "hey asshole" or "hey can you repeat that question one more time"?  I answer to all of those.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 28, 2021, 10:30:02 AM
I reminded a FB Friend that mRNA vaccines reprogram your DNA. If you get Moderna you'll be receiving "My Mother the Car" re-runs. With Pfizer you get "Hogans Heroes" re-runs. OTOH, J&J doesn't use mRNA technology, so you're stuck with roof top antenna reception. :-)

With Sinovac and Sinopharm you get broken stale fortune cookie.

You've really put some thought into this, Pete. :-)
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 28, 2021, 03:53:04 PM
I call mine, "The Female."

For the extended version, I use military nomenclature, "Female, general purpose, medium."
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: DUmpDiver on March 28, 2021, 03:55:51 PM
Wife is misogynist term that promotes the white man's evil patriarchy.  Only gender neutral terms like partner or spouse should be allowed.

/DUmode
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: MAGA2024 on March 28, 2021, 04:21:32 PM
Wife is misogynist term that promotes the white man's evil patriarchy.  Only gender neutral terms like partner or spouse should be allowed.

/DUmode

I have heard lesbians call their "wife" a "wife."
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: thundley4 on March 28, 2021, 04:57:45 PM
I have heard lesbians call their "wife" a "wife."

A gay guy I work with referred to his spouse as his wife.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 29, 2021, 09:38:03 AM
A gay guy I work with referred to his spouse as his wife.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QN5dfOs4TMY (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QN5dfOs4TMY)
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Wineslob on March 29, 2021, 12:02:28 PM
Oh noes!  HURTFUL!   :panic: