This kid is still breathing after hitting a pregnant teacher? Lemme guess--daddy ain't around to open up the 55-gallon drum of whoopass that I would have gotten had I even THOUGHT of something like that from my father.
Come to think of it, it was pretty well understood by me, my father, and all my teachers that if I even LOOKED at them cross-eyed, it was my fault, and woe be unto me should I survive long enough to get home.