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Offline dutch508

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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2011, 05:48:20 PM »
The whole wife saying she didn't want to be married right now kind of put a crimp into the Motorcycle for a bit. Women
[in general], menopause, and Retirement makes a wicked triple storm of emotions...or so I have been told. Counciling will take the place of wrench turning for themoment.

Luckily the bike has only been put on hold until May, and not cancelled. She also still wants to get a bike, and if she gets her teaching job in Iowa and leaves in June to do it, I will have the bike to keep me warm at night until I retire and move there to be with her, or not.

Bitchslapped for making me get emotional in writing about a ****ing motrocycle, ya dammed noob.

(definately going with the Fury, btw)
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2011, 05:54:02 PM »
got distracted.

I did take a Fury out on the road the other day for a test drive. ****ing sweet. Smooth and powerful driveand comfortable seating to handlebars. It fits me well.

There are more aftermarket parts coming up on line now as this is year two of the model. The Honda propaganda forum, The Fury Forums, has lot of nice pics of custom jobs. How about adding a 8in rise to the front trees?

Easy Rider, here I come.
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2011, 06:21:42 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 04, 2011, 05:54:02 PM
got distracted.

I did take a Fury out on the road the other day for a test drive. ****ing sweet. Smooth and powerful driveand comfortable seating to handlebars. It fits me well.

There are more aftermarket parts coming up on line now as this is year two of the model. The Honda propaganda forum, The Fury Forums, has lot of nice pics of custom jobs. How about adding a 8in rise to the front trees?

Easy Sleezy Rider, here I come.

FIFY, dutch......  :bird:
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2011, 08:12:32 PM »
 :banghead: Sorry,dude! Just trying to join in. Didn't mean to stir the puddin.
  Best of luck with your life and bike.
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2011, 10:58:27 PM »
Quote from: redkatz919 on February 04, 2011, 08:12:32 PM
:banghead: Sorry,dude! Just trying to join in. Didn't mean to stir the puddin.
  Best of luck with your life and bike.

Redkatz, don't pay any attention to dutch. He tries so hard to be an asshole, but really, he's big ol' teddy bear. He DOES like to bitch slap folks, but that really doesn't mean a thing, either.
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2011, 06:31:22 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 04, 2011, 10:58:27 PM
Redkatz, don't pay any attention to dutch. He tries so hard to be an asshole, but really, he's big ol' teddy bear. He DOES like to bitch slap folks, but that really doesn't mean a thing, either.

Eh...

I am an asshole, and it's not redkatz fault he hit me on a tough day. We are working on it, and we'll just see where it goes. For your info, Thor, sleezy biker babes need luvin too...three...four times a day.

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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2011, 08:02:24 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 05, 2011, 06:31:22 PM
Eh...

I am an asshole, and it's not redkatz fault he hit me on a tough day. We are working on it, and we'll just see where it goes. For your info, Thor, sleezy biker babes need luvin too...three...four times a day.

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 :lol:  Well, I know that you've had a lot of practice at being an asshole, but you have yet to meet my level.....  :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2011, 07:28:15 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 05, 2011, 08:02:24 PM

 :lol:  Well, I know that you've had a lot of practice at being an asshole, but you have yet to meet my level.....  :tongue: :fuelfire:

Oh, jeez.......

You're about as much of a real asshole as I am a Texan.

I dabbled in Texas in 1982, and once in a while, you dabble in assholeishness. But you ain't a real asshole. Hell, for that matter, neither is dutch.

It's simply that once in a while, dutch's ***** hurts.
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2011, 08:05:43 AM »
Real men ride Busas...   :tongue:


 
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2011, 08:47:16 AM »
Well, at least you've got the color right, TC.

Black. Like my soul.  :-)
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2011, 08:49:20 AM »
It's a proven fact that black is the fastest color.   :cheersmate:
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2011, 08:51:42 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 06, 2011, 08:49:20 AM
It's a proven fact that black is the fastest color.   :cheersmate:

Yup. With black, there's no need to wait for light to refract through the spectrum. It's just zoom. No need to ***** around with colors like "candy apple red" or "lemon yellow."  
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2011, 09:28:28 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 06, 2011, 08:05:43 AM
Real men ride Busas...   :tongue:


 


with Crocs ?!?!?!?!?  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2011, 09:37:15 AM »
Hey, chicks dig dudes on Hayabusas while wearing Crocs.
 
 
 
I think.
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2011, 09:46:47 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 06, 2011, 09:37:15 AM
Hey, chicks dig dudes on Hayabusas while wearing Crocs.
 
 
 
I think.

Only to point and laugh at......  :-)
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2011, 09:51:41 AM »
Phhhhhbt, I was going too fast for them to see!   :rocker:
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2011, 09:52:39 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 06, 2011, 09:51:41 AM
Phhhhhbt, I was going too fast for them to see!   :rocker:

Uh huh.......  ::)
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2011, 12:46:37 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 08:47:16 AM
Well, at least you've got the color right, TC.

Black. Like my soul.  :-)
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2011, 11:27:23 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 06, 2011, 08:49:20 AM
It's a proven fact that black is the fastest color.   :cheersmate:
Actually blur is the fastest color
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2011, 12:01:17 PM »


shitty concept sketch.

I need to work on Photoshop CS
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #45 on: February 18, 2011, 02:20:03 PM »
No that's pretty good really. The sand box and service ribbons thing is totally working, I like it.  :rocker:
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2011, 03:41:38 PM »
I now haz bike.



paint job will go on as planned.
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2011, 04:23:52 PM »
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2011, 04:33:24 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 18, 2011, 03:41:38 PM
I now haz bike.



paint job will go on as planned.

Nice!!!  I really miss having a bike.  But now that I drive a comapny vehicle, I'd rarely have time to ride it.
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Re: So, I wanna be a biker.
« Reply #49 on: March 18, 2011, 04:40:25 PM »
This will get me to work and back, plus our group has a rifde almost every weekend so I can get out and do something. Plus, biker chicks dig older guys (or that's what I keep telling myself).

Now that I am to be single again, after 23 years, I am going to have to lower the bar...so to speak.

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