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Title: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: CC27 on March 28, 2024, 01:53:33 PM
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Sibelius Fan (24,376 posts)

Sunday is Easter.
That’s the holiday where Jesus rises from the dead. If he sees his shadow, he goes back to being dead for another six weeks.🤣


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Not Heidi (1,194 posts)
15. Says eff it . . .

. . . goes to the liquor store for beer and smokes, then goes home and binges "The Crown." Because what else would a "king" watch?
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rubbersole (6,523 posts)
7. We need to stop picking on bible stories....

...because when donnie dollhands and VP dental implant salesperson Kristie Noem get inaugurated they will set up 'camps' and round up everyone that didn't buy an official Lee Greenwood endorsed New Testament (bound in fake leather!).

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/123062244

If they hate God and Jesus so much why talk about it?
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: Muddling 2 on March 28, 2024, 02:12:30 PM

If they hate God and Jesus so much why talk about it?

They're emotional infants that believe their bigoted, hate-filled comments make them seem 'edgy' and 'hip'. 

Notice, they'll refrain from saying anything similar about, oh say, Islam, Wicca, Paganism etc.
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: SVPete on March 28, 2024, 02:26:02 PM

If they hate God and Jesus so much why talk about it?

They're making an 80-IQ 12YO look intelligent and mature?
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: Airwolf on March 28, 2024, 02:43:25 PM
Go ahead and mock God at the risk of your soul. I would suggest that you don't but then again you won't listen to someone that would rather you change your ways. As it was mentioned before it is interesting that they won't mock Islam but they sure as Hell support it.
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 28, 2024, 04:05:58 PM
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Sunday is Easter.
That’s the holiday where Jesus rises from the dead. If he sees his shadow, he goes back to being dead for another six weeks.🤣

God is going to get you for that  :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 28, 2024, 04:07:22 PM
They're emotional infants that believe their bigoted, hate-filled comments make them seem 'edgy' and 'hip'. 

Notice, they'll refrain from saying anything similar about, oh say, Islam, Wicca, Paganism etc.

They know better than to mock a protective species like Muslims. Plus they may come back and blow them up. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: SVPete on March 29, 2024, 09:10:04 AM
The classic "Didn't He" by Randy Matthews, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xPnyU6ypag

A less well known Jesus Music classic by Jamie Owens Collins, "The Victor", https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMyX-8Zkak
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: SVPete on March 30, 2024, 08:16:17 AM
From the meme posted by a FB friend:

Pontius Pilate: Joseph I really don't understand. You're one of the richest men in the region, and you've spent a small fortune on a new tomb for you and your family and you want to give it to this man Jesus?

Joseph: It's just for the weekend.

 :-)
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: jukin on March 30, 2024, 12:53:56 PM
This DUmbass DUchebag didn't get Biden's memo, Sunday is tranny awareness day.

Bad DUmbass Duchebag

I hate communist especially when they call themselves democrats.... and American.
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 31, 2024, 07:38:55 AM
God is going to get you for that  :loser: :loser:

The DUmmy won't think his/ her hate- filled comment was so clever then.
Happy Easter, one and all!
Title: Re: Sunday is Easter.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 31, 2024, 11:13:44 AM
The DUmmy won't think his/ her hate- filled comment was so clever then.
Happy Easter, one and all!

At least, when he goes to hell, all his friends from the dump will be there to meet him.