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Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« on: September 17, 2024, 02:09:10 PM »
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Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
My quiet, demure, modest, respectful, unassuming wife woke up at about 530 AM. I crawled out of bed at 611AM.

I got out of bed, stretched my back for about 5 minutes, tried to shake the cobwebs out, and walked into the living room to say good morning to her.

She had Morning Joe on the TV.

When I walked into the living room, she was so mad that I thought she was going to start speaking in tongues.

I started to say good Morning, but all I got out was Good mo...

She looked at me, red in the face, and started...

WHY DOES THAT MOTHER****ING BASTARD GET TO GOLF WHILE BEING PROTECTED ON OUR ****ING DIME ON AN UNSECURED GOLF COURSE THAT STUPID SON OF A BITCH MOTHER****ING DOUCHEBAG CAN STICK HIS ****ING 9 IRON UP HIS FAT ****ING ORANGE ASS IF HE CAN GET IT PAST HIS HUGE ****ING DIAPER THAT MOTHER****ER WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE I HOPE HE ****ING CROAKS I'M SO SICK OF THAT MOTHER****ER HE SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYTHING ****ING SON OF A BITCH HIS FATHER SHOULD HAVE PULLED OUT ******* IT WHAT AN UGLY ****ER THAT GUY IS HOW THE **** DID HE EVER GET ELECTED...

She was talking so fast that she sounded like a profane auctioneer.

I just sighed and escaped upstairs.

She's right, though.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219472262

Must suck to be you.  What a complete POS.
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2024, 02:15:28 PM »
Talk about a foul mouth, she must be one nasty bitch. :thatsright:


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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2024, 02:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on September 17, 2024, 02:15:28 PM
Talk about a foul mouth, she must be one nasty bitch. :thatsright:

 :hi5: That's putting it kindly.

The answer to her hatred-laden "question" is: It's the law, Tw__! Don't like it, get the law changed.
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2024, 03:16:18 PM »
Interesting he could remember all of that to post verbatim ...

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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2024, 04:35:59 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on September 17, 2024, 03:16:18 PM
Interesting he could remember all of that to post verbatim ...

KC

He probably missed an F-bomb or three.
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2024, 05:22:03 PM »
1. It woke up at almost noon.
2. There is no wife.
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2024, 05:24:24 PM »
Quote from: jukin on September 17, 2024, 05:22:03 PM
1. It woke up at almost noon.
2. There is no wife.

Come on man! He bought Blow-up Betty with his own money (from his check) and had a nice private pagan marriage ceremony.
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2024, 11:33:39 PM »
What a pager-safe guy.
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2024, 10:18:17 AM »
No SS protection for Obama then.  Honestly, Trump should just hire his own.  He'd be way safer.  Hire Bongino to head it up. 

And what a disgusting, foul-mouthed shrew (if she exists). 
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2024, 01:23:37 PM »
Isn’t that just another day in the world of Never-Trumpers?
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2024, 01:23:56 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on September 18, 2024, 01:23:37 PM
Isn’t that DU post just another day in the world of Never-Trumpers?
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2024, 02:31:13 PM »
Quote from: Karin on September 18, 2024, 10:18:17 AM
No SS protection for Obama then.  Honestly, Trump should just hire his own.  He'd be way safer.  Hire Bongino to head it up. 

And what a disgusting, foul-mouthed shrew (if she exists).

If anyone made that happen they would be screeching for protection until HELL froze over but only for their side of course.
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2024, 05:53:17 PM »
She watches Morning Joke. Joe is Patient Zero for TDS.
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Re: Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2024, 06:17:24 PM »
Quote from: DUmpDiver on September 18, 2024, 05:53:17 PM
She watches Morning Joke. Joe is Patient Zero for TDS.

I would have given the Bush family - probably Jebby - credit for Patient Zero on TDS. Just sayin'...

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