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a short joke!!
« on: August 03, 2012, 09:08:11 PM »
Q.If women with big boobiez go to work at Hooters/

Where do peg-legged women work??

A. IHOPS

 :rofl:
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Re: a short joke!!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 09:15:09 PM »
Q.If women with big boobiez go to work at Hooters/

Where do peg-legged women work??

A. IHOPS

 :rofl:

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened."
  -- Norman Thomas, six-time Socialist Party presidential candidate and one of the founders of the ACLU


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Re: a short joke!!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 09:20:42 PM »
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: a short joke!!
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2012, 09:24:24 PM »
bad huh???

Yeah but I gave you an H5 anyway.  :lmao:
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened."
  -- Norman Thomas, six-time Socialist Party presidential candidate and one of the founders of the ACLU


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Re: a short joke!!
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2012, 12:34:23 PM »
bad huh???

No it wasn't bad, you would have had to have done better for it to be bad.  :tongue:
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Re: a short joke!!
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2012, 12:36:25 PM »
There is a place in this world for bad puns...Hi5

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Re: a short joke!!
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2012, 12:41:22 PM »
There is a place in this world for bad puns...Hi5

Yeah that place is CC.  :-)
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