You would think that since liberals are known for their generosity, that someone at DU would open their home to Bobo.
Well, the poetess CalPig primitive does live in Streisandian grandeur in California, just she and her husband in a really palatial place, but probably the bobbling primitive doesn't care for a pink bathroom.
And the
kaput primitive, the "kpete" primitive, lives in similar luxury and opulence down in San Diego, in a gated community, but probably the bobbling primitive doesn't want a bedroom without a fireplace.
And the sparkling husband primitive, who lives in Baltimore, has some rental row-houses, but probably the bobbling primitive wants solid-oak wainscoating, and not this vinyl stick-on stuff.
The cross-eyed Iowa primitive, the "Hawkeye-X" primitive, lives in Denver, the same city as the bobbling primitive, but probably the bobbling primitive doesn't want to be around small children.
Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, has a second home in Connecticut, but probably the bobbling primitive wants to live near a river, not a lake.
The "tularetom" primitive has some impressive real-estate in California, but probably the bobbling primitive doesn't care for mowing the lawn.
The "BeHereNow" primitive has a swimming pool at her home in California, but probably the bobbling primitive wants a place with a tennis court, not a swimming pool.
The hypochondrial primitive, the "mopinko" primitive, lives in an affluent suburb of Chicago, but probably the bobbling primitive wants wooden, and not metal, medicine cabinets in the bathroom.
The Leona Helmsley of DUmmieland, the "flyarm" primitive, lives in both a plantation-style setting in New Jersey and a luxury place in Florida, but probably the bobbling primitive wants a valet, not a chambermaid.
And there's Bill Gates up in Seattle, but never mind.
Even Versailles Palace wouldn't suit the bobbling primitive.