Author Topic: Presidential Pledge-MySpace Celebrity and celebrate Barack OBAMA  (Read 746 times)

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Offline thundley4

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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYGUnR0wiCw[/youtube]

From Wizbang blog.
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Celebrities vow to make world a better place now that Obama has ascended to White House; bulimics, Hollywood publicists hardest hit.
Ya know, I'm well aware that we conservatives are just a bunch of knuckle-dragging mouth breathers but this video leaves me perplexed. What has kept our intellectually and morally superior betters in Hollywood so preoccupied that only now are they pledging to make America a better place? Did festering Bush hatred drain their altruistic energy? Too busy having sex on piles of money surrounded by ostentatious opulence? Collectively curing America's foreign oil addiction by cold-fusing atoms with their minds?

These morons can kiss the hairiest part of my posterior. Millions of Americans with far less free time and wealth have been selflessly doing their part to help their fellow countrymen over tha past eight years. They didn't just sit on their hands and bitch because they disagreed with President Bush. They weren't making self-aggrandizing videos flogging their commitment to making America a better place. They just looked around the neighborhood and decided to make a difference.

Maybe some folks just need the vacuous words of a heretofore unaccomplished man before their hidden desire to pledge empty, unquantifiable acts of unity can be revealed.

Here's my pledge now that the Earth is enjoying the cleansing, refreshing herbal colonic of an Obama presidency:I pledge to continue living my life as I have over the past couple of decades. I will work. I will spend time with family and friends. I will hunt dove, quail, and ducks when they are in season. I will hold doors open for females. I will donate time and money to help those less fortunate. I will barbecue. And I will continue to view all politicians cynically while striving to insulate myself from their heavy-handed meddling.


I agree, where the **** have these assholes been for the last 20-30 years?

Offline Tess

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Re: Presidential Pledge-MySpace Celebrity and celebrate Barack OBAMA
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 03:12:00 PM »
They WANT to be servants?  Wow.  Let's free real slaves and put these morons in their place.

This just shows how incredibly stupid celebrities are.   :mental:

Here's a pledge for ya:

I pledge to never pay another dime toward any entertainment project that has to do with the mindless, brainwashed, go nowhere media whores I just saw.

There...I made a pledge.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2009, 03:14:01 PM by Tess »
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Re: Presidential Pledge-MySpace Celebrity and celebrate Barack OBAMA
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 06:00:12 PM »
That is utterly...creepy.

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Re: Presidential Pledge-MySpace Celebrity and celebrate Barack OBAMA
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 06:03:17 PM »


...and I, for one, welcome our new Socialist overlords."
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.