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Offline Wretched Excess

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"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« on: January 05, 2009, 12:35:55 PM »
it's sort of a stupid question, isn't it?  but it was okay that he was there?  seems like he was there
for more or less the same reason.

and the last sentence is pretty unnecessary.

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"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2009, 12:37:47 PM »
Where's the Florida dateline?  :lmao:
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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2009, 12:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 05, 2009, 12:37:47 PM
Where's the Florida dateline?  :lmao:

it does seem very floridian, doesn't it? :-)
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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2009, 12:42:07 PM »
Every recession, here on Long Island, housewives get together and create a "prostitution ring", I'm wondering when the "news" breaks this cycle.  :cheersmate:
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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2009, 12:42:21 PM »
I think his first clue might have been his wife telling him that she was too tired for "Around The World" and suggesting "Half and Half" instead. :-)
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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2009, 02:19:10 PM »
Yeah, but she still loves him 'long time'.  :-)
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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2009, 04:35:03 PM »
And he was there because??????????    :fuelfire:
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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2009, 04:36:11 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 05, 2009, 12:37:47 PM
Where's the Florida dateline?  :lmao:

Warsaw is polish for Florida
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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2009, 04:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 05, 2009, 04:35:03 PM
And he was there because??????????    :fuelfire:

Obviously his fireplace was overflowing and he misunderstood the fellow who gave him directions when he asked where he could go to get his ashes hauled.

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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2009, 04:45:47 PM »
Well, like Larry says:

"I don't care who y'are, that right there's funny."

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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2009, 05:23:24 PM »
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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2009, 08:35:32 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 05, 2009, 12:39:39 PM
it does seem very floridian, doesn't it? :-)

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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2009, 08:36:14 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 05, 2009, 12:37:47 PM
Where's the Florida dateline?  :lmao:

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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2009, 08:51:36 PM »
What I want to know is;

Did he pick HER for his 'date'??

 :lmao:

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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2009, 04:12:33 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on January 05, 2009, 12:42:21 PM
I think his first clue might have been his wife telling him that she was too tired for "Around The World" and suggesting "Half and Half" instead. :-)

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Re: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2009, 08:51:12 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 05, 2009, 08:51:36 PM
What I want to know is;

Did he pick HER for his 'date'??

 :lmao:

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