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Title: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: AzJames73 on January 21, 2018, 10:19:54 AM
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left-of-center2012 (8,833 posts)             https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210126476

Met a Trump supporter yesterday
I was at the grocery store when a guy in one of those motorized shopping carts for the disabled rode up to me.
He said “The government’s shut down! You know whose fault it is?”

I said “Trump” and he said “No! It’s Obama. He’s trying to overthrow the government so he can get back into the White House.”

The guy was wearing a cowboy hat, a denim vest, and had a sheriff’s badge on the vest ~~ the kind of toy badge a little kid might wear.

Thinking the guy was a few eggs short of a dozen, I was curious as to what else he might say.
He told me he’s very patriotic, being ex-military. When I questioned him on that, he said he had served in the navy, but then admitted he was kicked out. But he then went on to ‘serve’ in the merchant marine, before being kicked out of that too.

He loves Trump because Trump’s a true American, and a patriot.
I wandered off after that, but about ten minutes later I ran into him again in another aisle of the grocery, and he said to me “The government’s shut down! You know whose fault it is?”

A true Trump supporter.

Good grief   :bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot:
Title: Re: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: BattleHymn on January 21, 2018, 12:27:32 PM
They underestimate us just like they do Trump, and they did to Reagan. 


Keep it up, DUmmies!  Don't throw us in that there brier patch!    :rotf:
Title: Re: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: ChuckJ on January 21, 2018, 06:13:52 PM
It's been a while since we had a grocery store Bouncy. It needed to begin with "so" though.
Title: Re: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: hillneck on January 21, 2018, 07:02:46 PM
That story gets zero bongs.  No creativity, not believable, and just plain dumb.    :loser:
Title: Re: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2018, 08:46:36 PM
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left-of-center2012 (8,833 posts)             https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210126476

Met a Trump supporter yesterday
I was at the grocery store when a guy in one of those motorized shopping carts for the disabled rode up to me.
He said “The government’s shut down! You know whose fault it is?”

I said “Trump” and he said “No! It’s Obama. He’s trying to overthrow the government so he can get back into the White House.”

The guy was wearing a cowboy hat, a denim vest, and had a sheriff’s badge on the vest ~~ the kind of toy badge a little kid might wear.

Thinking the guy was a few eggs short of a dozen, I was curious as to what else he might say.
He told me he’s very patriotic, being ex-military. When I questioned him on that, he said he had served in the navy, but then admitted he was kicked out. But he then went on to ‘serve’ in the merchant marine, before being kicked out of that too.

He loves Trump because Trump’s a true American, and a patriot.
I wandered off after that, but about ten minutes later I ran into him again in another aisle of the grocery, and he said to me “The government’s shut down! You know whose fault it is?”

A true Trump supporter.

Really?   :thatsright:

I have seen some piss poor bouncies in my day and this has to rank in the top 5.  Damn dummie... at least try to make it somewhat believable.  :mental:
Title: Re: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: Skul on January 21, 2018, 09:15:31 PM
Perfect example of a bouncy that didn't need dropping in order to bounce.
Title: Re: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2018, 09:27:21 PM
Perfect example of a bouncy that didn't need dropping in order to bounce.

Maybe we should call them floppies, splatties or something like that?   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: Karin on January 21, 2018, 09:41:58 PM
He got a lot of support, and of course, the counter bouncies, but then he deleted his story for some reason. 
Title: Re: Another grocery store bouncy
Post by: Skul on January 22, 2018, 01:42:54 AM
Maybe we should call them floppies, splatties or something like that?   :cheersmate:
:rotf:
I'm holdìng out for ploppies, poopy ploppies if they stink.