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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Happy Fun Ball on January 02, 2018, 10:38:10 AM
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Here is a good idea of how cold it can get and what happens when it gets extremely cold:
68°F: Room temperature. Floridians start wearing heavy coats. Yugos refuse to start.
50°F: How cold a beer gets when you put it in the freezer for about 5 minutes. Californians can't stop shivering.
40°F: New Yorkers turn off the air conditioners
35°F: Average temperature of a refrigerator. Fiats refuse to start.
32°F: Water freezes.
30°F: Floridians can barely move with all of the layered clothing they have on.
20°F: Lawyers sunbathe. Californians head to Brazil.
10°F: Wisconsin people fasten their top button. Japanese cars refuse to start.
0°F: Too cold to move. Alaskans go to the beach.
-10°F: New Yorkers start wearing long sleeve shirts.
-20°F: Water freezes before it hits the ground.
-30°F: Ice fog begins to form. Floridians move deep underground and live like Morlocks.
-37°F: Mercury freezes.
-40°F: The temperature when Celsius and Fahrenheit become equal. Wisconsin people wear light jackets.
-50°F: Too cold to think. Hollywood spontaneously breaks away from the mainland and sinks.
-60°F: Democrats put their hands in their own pockets.
-80°F: Average temperature of Mars. Alaskans have snowball fights in their bathing suits.
-100°F: To cold to breathe. New Yorkers refuse to start. Lawyers have a cookout.
-150°F: Wisconsin people put their beer kegs in the oven in a desperate attempt to thaw them. Alaskans go ice fishing.
-200°F: To cold to live. Lawyers consider turning off their air conditioners.
-250°F: Santa Claus skips Christmas this year.
-300°F: Wisconsin people refuse to start.
-363°F: Oxygen freezes. Alaskans bundle up.
-400°F: Average temperature of Pluto.
-459°F: Absolute zero.
-480°F: Hell freezes. Lawyers fasten their top button.
-500°F: Al Gore finally admits that he was wrong about global warming.
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H5 given! LOL!
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Would it be rude of me to say we hit 41 degrees today here in the Salt Lake Valley. Supposed to stay in the 40s all the rest of the week, as well.
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Would it be rude of me to say we hit 41 degrees today here in the Salt Lake Valley. Supposed to stay in the 40s all the rest of the week, as well.
Go ahead and gloat. We can take it.
Actually, it'll get to close to 40 deg. here in Little Rock. Not quite as balmy as SLV, but that's OK. :-)
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It was 37 here in south Florida last night and it is about 40 now. it is supposed to be 75 at this time of year. :rant: