Congratulations! to the winner of the 2014 Steven Dawes award, the “Steve,†given to the primitive who most made an ass of himself, without the help of anybody else.
Previous winners of the “Steve†were:
2013 DainBramaged
2012 Omaha Steve
This year’s ballot for the “Steve†consisted of:
Drunken Irishman
mopinko
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
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And the winner is…..the incomparable
nadinbrzezinski.
Cousin nadin is circa 50 years old and lives in San Diego, California, the wife of a retired Navy man. She’s of the Hebraic persuasion, but born and raised in Mexico, part of the 1% down there. She’s also in the shape of an oblate spheroid, with a reverse-hourglass sort of figure.
She alleges herself to be both a journalist and a photographer, but really, the jury’s still out on that.
And she still hasn’t gone down to Ensenada, to report on people and events in that Mexican Disneyland, a trip which apparently would involve great risk and peril to her--although one wonders why; that’s where the cbayer primitive is living right now, and she finds it mighty fine--but which would garner some heart-stopping suspense stories, solidifying her standing in the news media.
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Now, it’s pretty obvious that the cousin made it into the top ten, or rather, now the top eight, and so no need at the moment to describe her pouting exit from Skins’s island. It was a great example of her being her own worst enemy without the help of anyone else, but it was also an “event†this year, so it’s coming. Just not right now.
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Alas, there appears to be a quirk in the “search†function here on conservativecave--it was first noticed after this site came back up last May--and obviously it hasn’t corrected itself yet.
When one does a “search†on other PoP, primitives of prominence, one is usually gifted with 20, 30, 40, 50 pages of results, 25 results per page.
Atman, for example, owns 32 pages (25 per, remember) of the archives here, but the cousin’s been vastly more popular than Atman.
The sparkling old dude, Stinky the Clown, owns 37 pages (25 per, remember) in the same archives, but nadin’s been more-frequently featured than the sparkling old dude.
However, when one “searches†nadin, one gets one single page, nearly all of them where she’s only peripheral to a thread--and yikes! they’re all
very old threads.
Come on now; even Skippy, who’s reasonably a new star in the DUmpster, has 14 pages (25 per, remember).
So…..what’s up with that?
What’s up with that is that franksolich has slammed right into a brick wall.
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With my apologies to the cousin--we’re second cousins eight times removed, or eighth cousins twice removed, or something like that--this unfortunately has to be the shortest award for this year.
One works with what one has, and if one doesn’t have a whole lot, well…..
GOBUCKS
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Nutcase nadin Amazes Herself - Again
« on: December 27, 2011, 11:43:41 PM »
Once again, nutcase nadin is proud to announce that she has amazed even herself.
She wants to proclaim loudly to the world and all her fellow DUmpmonkeys that she does great things, but wants no recognition.
She wants to shout from the highest mountaintop that she is the finest and most humble person who has ever lived.
She wants to scream at the top of her lungs that her personality borders on divinity, and that her godliness is exceeded only by her humility.
If you didn't get that the first time, she'll repeat it.
nadinbrzezinski (100,277 posts) Tue Dec 27, 2011, 02:52 AM
Something nice happened today
You see when we had that lights out here in San Diego I lent one of my battery radios to a neighbor, and made sure our local seniors and not so seniors were ok. I know, someday I will stop caring... (no, not really it is in my nature)
So tonight one of my neighbors brought us a Christmas gift. No, it is not what she brought, but the detail and the thank you and the building of community. (For the record I will not bake this week).
But that was something that took me by surprise. I always do these things not expecting any kind of thank you. It is just what you do. So that was nice.
And by the by, our own nutcase nadin, the lunatic deserving of Top DUmmy By Acclamation, has now joined, and immediately taken leadership among, the billion or so people on Facebook.
Her account is under her DUmp name, Nadin Brzezinski, not her alleged married name.
There are two accounts with that name. One is a clear picture that we've seen many times, but is obviously the wrong Nadin.
The other looks at first like a black square, but that's due to nutcase nadin's utter incompetence with a camera.
If you enlarge the square, you see a menacing, unsmiling, burly face emerge, your first glimpse of the uber-whackjob nadinbrzezinski.
She bears a strong resemblance to Marshal Georgy Zhukov, but with Jack Ruby's hairline.
Her motivation for joining Facebook is to help with marketing her stupid "essay" on the San Diego hippie rally.
She seems to be really short on dough these days, continually mentioning her ultra-tight budget for everything save camera batteries.
One gets the impression she's desperately hoping to sell some of her comical, semi-literate nadinese writing to the DUmpmonkeys.
Maybe her recent posts of self-adoration, like this one and the earlier "Hotdogs For Whores" bouncy, are to pump up good will and potential sales.
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Charles Henrickson
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"Here She Is, Our Miss DUmmieland": DUmmie of the Year crowned! (New DUFU)
« on: December 31, 2011, 04:58:56 PM » New DUFU up:
"Here She Is, Our Miss DUmmieland": DUmmie of the Year crowned!
HERE SHE IS, OUR MISS DUMMIELAND
Tune: "There She Is, Miss America"
Here she is, our Miss DUmmieland
Here she is, our Nadin
The dream of a million posts that she typed out by hand
Now comes true here on Skins's Island
For she has turned out to be
The queen of gross stupidity!
Here she is, our Miss DUmmieland
Here she is, our Nadin
With so many DUzies she took the DUmp by storm
With her condescending need to inform
And here she is
Miss Blogosphere, she is
DUmmie of the Year, she is
Our Miss DUmmieland!
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Trust me, folks, this is
the best I could do.
