My favorite memory of DUmmy cali was shortly after she wallduded herself out of a job.
She was apparently drinking heavily at that point, had a bad fall at home, and shattered her femur.
That in itself was entertaining as hell, but then she discovered she could not reach her phone, which was located up a flight of stairs.
So here was this miserable, hateful bitch in blinding pain, crawling on her belly like a nightcrawler, dragging her busted leg down the road to her nearest neighbor.
It was hilarious. Made me wish I could have been there to watch and laugh.
I'd at least like to have a chance to watch it on YouTube.
Anyway, she survived.
For how long is a good question, given her heavy drinking and current addiction to painkillers.
She lives alone, so when she does finally OD I guess the earwigs will feast on her scrawny carcass.
