2013: the Steven Dawes award (DainBramaged)

[franksolich]

Congratulations to DainBramaged, the brain-damaged primitive walrus-face, for winning the Steven Dawes award, the “Steve,” given the primitive who proved his own worst enemy during 2013!

Others in the running had been  , the Taverner primitive, and Melanie, but they stood no chance at all against this behemoth; it wasn’t even close.  

Walrus-face joins Omaha Steve as the only two winners thus far of this award, as it was new last year, inspired by the big guy from Bellevue‘s run for the city council, in which he tripped all over himself because he refused to heed the advice and counsel of professional Democrats and franksolich; he was by God smarter than any of them.

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The cause of walrus-face’s embarrassment--and subsequent unemployment--was this rather innocuous comment on Skins’s island

DainBramaged (39,016 posts)   Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:13 PM

I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today

felt good.

I replaced the remote that accesses the cable box channel sub- menus with a $5 basic remote and stashed the cable box remote in the rafters.

**** the Pukes.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90161.0.html

leading to this memorable reaction

CaliforniaPeggy (105,433 posts)   Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:16 PM

1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!

So far, so good; primitives are always doing stupid things to obstruct the flow of free speech, and so this at first was hardly any big deal.

But then the brain-damaged primitive wouldn’t leave well enough alone, and continued flapping his yap

DainBramaged (39,081 posts)

156. **** no I told them the original one broke from being dropped by the guerrillas who work here

being SYSADMIN I can pretty much tell them anything.…

^^^above comment apparently later deleted

and then another idiot spoke up

NYC_SKP (56,087 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 12:12 AM

39. ROFL!

You're my hero!

I love it!

and here, finally the big mistake, a very big mistake, when walrus-face responded to a comment now deleted, made by a primitive mentioning his feat had been described on freerepublic

DainBramaged (39,134 posts)    Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:13 AM

335. Amazing how empty their lives are

Stupid ****ers all.

FreeRepublic, America's excuse for school dropouts to practice spelling on public computers.

HI ASSHOLES!

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After which all else was history, the brain-damaged primitive having insulted and inspired decent and civilized people into action.  Probably if he hadn’t made that one comment (incidentally, the very last comment at a very large campfire on Skins’s island), all that followed would’ve probably never happened.

The DUmpster shifted into action on page 4 here, taking over from freerepublic

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90161.0.html

resulting in the most-popular thread, ever, in the DUmpster and one of the most-popular in all of conservative cave.

To add to the embarrassment of the now-unemployed walrus-face, which surely made his search for a new job awkward, given that prospective employers usually check the internet in case an applicant’s left something out about his background

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90314.0.html

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Merry Christmas, walrus-face.  You got nobody to blame but yourself.

Ass.

[Tucker]

What did Doug Bulna ever do to merit such a prestigious award? 

[DumbAss Tanker]

What did Doug Bulna ever do to merit such a prestigious award? 

Wall-duding yourself is a sure way to become a strong frontrunner for this one, and I think he was the only wall-dude case this year.

[USA4ME]

Hands-down easy pick.

And Doug learned nothing from it, which is typical of libs.

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[Gern]

A clear leader in the category.  Light years ahead of any other contenders.  Congratulations to DB!

[Ptarmigan]

A no brainer for sure.

[tanstaafl]

Congratulations to the imitator of a seafaring mammal, Doug Bulna. Now he will have abundant time to sit in his unlit, unheated efficiency apartment basking in the reflected glow of his award, contemplating his next DUmb life change and excoriating his past mistakes, while scraping a dog food can clean.

Here's to you, "Chumley"  .

May 2014 not be the year your frozen carcass is found by the dumpster behind the Dennys restaurant.

[obumazombie]

Another DB falls to earth like the original DB...Cooper.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

I was just idling around, waiting to hear from someone, and nadined something.



This thread was just posted in the wee hours of the morning, and already it's on page 3 of "search results."

Is this common, or pretty fast?

<<<really don't know.

[Bad Dog]

I really wish he would stop by and give us a rousing acceptance speech.  Or at least send a fake indian squaw around to accept it.

[I_B_Perky]

Congrats to Doug Bulna, shit hot system administrator, for winning the Steve Dawes award!!!!  Your antics of hiding your employers remote, and then bragging about it on DU, spawned a massive thread on CC that will live forever in google archives!

Come on down!!!!

Now what did you win, Dainbramaged?* Why a stack of job applications, a free trip to the local job service, and a universal remote!!!!  To make things easier for you to fill out those applications... we have a box of Crayola Crayons!!!! We are not talking about the small box either DainBramaged!!! We are talking about the 64 color box!!! Nothing makes your application stand out than having it written in some obscure color no normal person has ever heard of!!!!

Congrats to DainBramaged!!!! You will live forever in CC lore!!!!


*See the William Rivers Pitts award for contestant eligibility. A complete copy of the requirements may be obtained by request. 

[HeavyMetal]

hahah.. Figured this one would be a no brainer...
Congrats!!