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Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« on: May 12, 2008, 11:35:37 PM »
The term "Bouncy" has taken on a life of its own, but it does have a definite origin.  It has come to represent a completely fake encounter, often involving a conversion of a Republican to the liberal side.  I'm pleased to present again, the very best of the original Bouncy:

I think I live in Arlen, Texas. Only it's not funny, just sad.
 So I'm kinda sick of bad teachers.

DUELING car alarms/horns outside.
 Number of times I was awakened last night: SEVEN.
 Why is it the most f*cked up families I know are republican ones?
 I'm having nightmares about the animals I used to eat.
 If you DON'T understand the rules of foot traffic stay the hell outta the way
 I see why people don't ride bikes much around here!
 I need to vent.
 My boss makes me look bad.
 Last night, Mr. Bouncy said he was "uncomfortable" with my bumper stickers
 Why do I even bother to try to eat salads? I can't.
 I don't have parents. Or grandparents. Or siblings. Or cousins.
 why would kids be learning about peace in school? that's stupid!!!
 How did I get such an overdeveloped guilt complex?
 Well. Hell's. Bells.
 I got into a fight (physical) with another woman about two years ago.
 One time the most disturbing thing happened:
 Who can't stand being around drunk people when you are sober?
 So get this: I dry heaved so much last week I INJURED MY JAW.
 Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known
 I don't normally do this, but I'm going to be a sympathy whore right now.
 I have to tell you about this meal I had on Friday night. [/b][/url]
 I have no gay friends in real life. Is there something wrong with me?
 Dilemma: Should I get a new doctor?
 Did you know in some cities honking is considered the HEIGHT of rudeness?
 WEIRD-ASS political doin's at my daughter's elementary school today
 I met up with someone who personifies what has happened to our economy
 I hate going to the dentist. Does anyone actually not hate it?
 Ok I got about 3 hours of sleep because of DU being down
 So my husband found a wallet today with $2000 cash in it.
 "Don't be such a freaky ass republican" Overheard at Target just now.
 Ready for another tale of repukelican hypocrisy boys and girls?
 Saw a bush voting neighbor in the grocery store line today
 Let's crunch some numbers with a minimum wage earner, shall we?
 Crunching the numbers for our minimum wage earner, Sue, Part II
 It had to be done. Another friendship completely over.
 I was out shopping today and overheard some interesting conversation
 I just had to practice a little "Tough bush Love" on a bush voter
 Update on the Kerry voter who lost her job Friday and a remarkable DUer:

These are the people I help from here on out
 The bush voting asshole who made my daughter cry got fired!!!!
 Let's talk about annoying people you work with!!!

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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 11:42:54 PM »
Ah, yes, the bouncing one, the bubbly exuberant effervescent teaching assistant from Texas, who was always converting Republicans even when cops jumped out from behind the bushes.

Every single one of those primitive bonfires is a great read.
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 09:22:16 AM »
Excellent work Mr. Wiggum sir! I will come back and re-read once I've refilled my coffee mug. Thank you again!!!
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 04:43:20 PM »
Great job Ralph!
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 05:32:24 PM »
Awesome job Ralph!
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2008, 11:58:37 AM »
This woman sure has an interesting life.   :o  :rotf:
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2008, 11:46:24 PM »
Quote from: RGSG99 on May 18, 2008, 11:58:37 AM
This woman sure has an interesting life.   :o  :rotf:

Hey, you misspelled "fantasy world."
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2008, 10:38:16 AM »
ha ha good work as always Ralhphie.
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2008, 10:56:55 AM »
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Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known

The correct terminology here is assholistic. 

The word was coined somewhere around  the early 90's by me during a conversation with my sister.  It's in reference to my ex husband when I couldn't get the sorry bastard to chip in on our son's sports expenses.  She and I still howl with laughter when the situation calls for such verbiage! 
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2008, 11:05:00 AM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on May 31, 2008, 10:56:55 AM
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Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known

The correct terminology here is assholistic. 

The word was coined somewhere around  the early 90's by me during a conversation with my sister.  It's in reference to my ex husband when I couldn't get the sorry bastard to chip in on our son's sports expenses.  She and I still howl with laughter when the situation calls for such verbiage! 


I assume this would be the person you know with the most assholosity...
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 11:15:14 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on May 31, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
I assume this would be the person you know with the most assholosity...

The wonderful thing about divorce and child support is that eventually the child grows up and you no longer have to deal with assholistic former spouses.  The assholosity is now a tempered tolerance if the occasion calls for us to be under the same roof for any length of time.     
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 02:10:14 PM »
Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane....  :lmao:
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2008, 02:24:42 PM »
For a moment, I thought that was just one post, kind or a free form DUmmie experience in random thoughts...

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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2008, 03:49:15 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on December 11, 2008, 02:10:14 PM
Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane....  :lmao:

BEG might have that, or a link.
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2008, 03:51:01 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 11, 2008, 02:24:42 PM
For a moment, I thought that was just one post, kind or a free form DUmmie experience in random thoughts...



Amazingly enough, they are all Bouncy Ball originals, and all completely different threads.
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2008, 04:00:21 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 11, 2008, 03:51:01 PM
Amazingly enough, they are all Bouncy Ball originals, and all completely different threads.

I don't recall her penning the same sort of 'stories' when she posted under Moonbeam Starlight around '03/'04.  Or maybe she did and I just wasn't paying that much attention back then.   
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 05:13:57 PM »
Quote from: whiffleball on December 11, 2008, 04:00:21 PM
I don't recall her penning the same sort of 'stories' when she posted under Moonbeam Starlight around '03/'04.  Or maybe she did and I just wasn't paying that much attention back then.   

I think a few of the threads I posted are actually under the name Moonbeam Starlight.
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2008, 05:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 11, 2008, 05:13:57 PM
I think a few of the threads I posted are actually under the name Moonbeam Starlight.

Thanks.  Apparently, I wasn't paying attention.
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2008, 07:18:35 PM »
No, no...

I thought all the thread titles were, in fact, just one long rambling post, rather than titles to various threads.

I envisioned BB, typing out a 'Carlos high on 'shooms' and the like' fog, freetyping out what ever random thoguth came into her mind...

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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2008, 12:56:17 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on December 11, 2008, 02:10:14 PM
Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane....  :lmao:

I may have a picture or two.... how much is it worth to you?

'Tis funny... you never *fap fapp'd* to my pictures.  :uhsure:
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2008, 01:24:13 PM »
An archived picture thread.  Uh...I thought BB was female.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2952094



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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2008, 01:30:05 PM »
Quote from: whiffleball on December 13, 2008, 01:24:13 PM
An archived picture thread.  Uh...I thought BB was female.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2952094





Oh sure she is, I think those are pictures of randomkoolzip. Right?
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2008, 01:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 01:30:05 PM
Oh sure she is, I think those are pictures of randomkoolzip. Right?

Jeez!  Yep, did I screw it up or what?  I kept looking for 'faps', then saw a soul patch and wondered what I was missing.
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2008, 01:51:20 PM »
Quote from: whiffleball on December 13, 2008, 01:48:57 PM
Jeez!  Yep, did I screw it up or what?  I kept looking for 'faps', then saw a soul patch and wondered what I was missing.

The funny thing is, I know what she looks like and RKZ sort of resembles her.... I had to take a double take as well.  :-)
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Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2008, 02:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 12:56:17 PM
I may have a picture or two.... how much is it worth to you?

'Tis funny... you never *fap fapp'd* to my pictures.  :uhsure:

How do you know I didn't? I would just have too much respect for you to say so out loud, hypothetically speaking.  :innocent:
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