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Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« on: May 26, 2009, 06:05:59 PM »
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Bill219 (798 posts)        Tue May-26-09 06:47 PM
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Has there ever been a lawsuit to prove that the bible is really the word of god?
 
 This whole marriage issue stems from the fact that people are taking parts of the bible, a book that has been translated and rewritten many times over the years, and using it to present their side as to why marriage should be between a man and a woman. They are forcing their religious beliefs upon an large group of people and there is no actual proof as to the authenticity of the bible being the word of god.

Also, as I mentioned in another thread, doesn't basing the whole argument on religious dogma (because it says in the bible), kinda go against what this whole country was founded on, freedom of religion.

What would happen if a gay atheist couple wanted to get married, why should they have a religious groups beliefs forced upon them. If they don't believe in the bible or a mythical sky being that controls everything in the universe, why are they forced to follow a stupid rule based upon another religion's book.

Maybe it is time to attack the root of this entire mess.
 

Yeah...go right ahead and attack God. See how that goes for you.

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rurallib  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-26-09 06:55 PM
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10. Couple years ago Iread about a case in Italy that was in court at the time
 Can't remember the exact details, but I believe a man was suing the Catholic Church for fraud for receiving money based on a myth and no proof of an afterlife. Other than that I can not remember much. It was on its way to the Italian Supreme Court. Must've lost, cause I am sure we'd have heard.
Well, looky here Google is my friend:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2006-01-30-italy-... 


And that went so well, it shut down the Catholic Church. What? It didn't?  :tongue:


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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 06:12:52 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 26, 2009, 06:05:59 PM
What would happen if a gay atheist couple wanted to get married, why should they have a religious groups beliefs forced upon them. If they don't believe in the bible or a mythical sky being that controls everything in the universe, why are they forced to follow a stupid rule based upon another religion's book.


Considering that marriage is a religious ceremony, just why are gays fighting so hard to legitimize "gay marriage"?

Just shack up like the heterosexuals do....
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 06:13:06 PM »
Weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Like Rush says, it must be a miserable life to wake up angry every day.
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 06:18:33 PM »
I think that the DUmmy is having Ally McBeal flashbacks. I seem to remember an episode about some kid with cancer wanting to sue God or somesuch. Thing is, like The West Wing, the show was fictitious. Not that reality has ever intruded on their worldviews before...
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 06:28:49 PM »
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What would happen if a gay atheist couple wanted to get married, why should they have a religious groups beliefs forced upon them.

Why should some godless gay freaks be able to force their beliefs on a religious group?  There are two sides to every coin.  You be tails.

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Considering that marriage is a religious ceremony, just why are gays fighting so hard to legitimize "gay marriage"?

It's all about those hospital visitations.  I thought you knew.

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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 07:12:59 PM »
Hey DUchebags!!!!

It is the gays that are forcing their views on religion, not the other way.  A very large majority of Americans and states acknowledge civil unions.  So if it is about legal rights, the gays have them.  This is about forcing their view on anohter and violating the First Amendment..but what the hey...
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 07:42:39 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 26, 2009, 07:12:59 PM
Hey DUchebags!!!!

It is the gays that are forcing their views on religion, not the other way.  A very large majority of Americans and states acknowledge civil unions.  So if it is about legal rights, the gays have them.  This is about forcing their view on anohter and violating the First Amendment..but what the hey...

It is all about getting a government sanctioned minority status which then they can parlay into special benefits for themselves....nothing more.
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 10:28:23 PM »
Sen. Ernie Chambers Of Nebraska tried to sue God not long ago.............He lost.
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 10:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on May 26, 2009, 10:28:23 PM
Sen. Ernie Chambers Of Nebraska tried to sue God not long ago.............He lost.

To hear the DUmpmonkees tell it, it was on a technicality.  The senator was never able to serve God with a summons.

Funny, I've never had any difficulty getting in touch with The Master of All He Surveys when I've needed to.
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 10:58:29 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 26, 2009, 06:12:52 PM
Considering that marriage is a religious ceremony, just why are gays fighting so hard to legitimize "gay marriage"?

Just shack up like the heterosexuals do....

Really?  It is?  That's interesting.  My wife and I where married by a Notary.  When we renewed our vows, it was done by a ship captain.  Not a single shred of "religious" ceremony at either occasion.
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2009, 12:39:28 AM »
Now wait just a damn minute! The frikkin Romans I believe had a contract of marriage way before there were Christians! This asshat doesn't have a clue. Even the Druids had a marriage ceremony! Where in the hell or should I say, what part of its ass is this DUmbass pullin' this bullshirt out of?

**** you lurking DUmbasses! ESAD!!!!!!
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2009, 10:06:23 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 26, 2009, 06:12:52 PM
Considering that marriage is a religious ceremony, just why are gays fighting so hard to legitimize "gay marriage"?

Just shack up like the heterosexuals do....
Really? Then why does it cost so ******* much to get out of? I should just be able to walk away right? :-)
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2009, 10:10:01 AM »
Would you annul my judgments to make yourself seem righteous?
--God to Job
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2009, 11:26:17 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on May 27, 2009, 10:10:01 AM
Would you annul my judgments to make yourself seem righteous?
--God to Job

Home run #2 to you, Mr. Snuggle.

Damn.

That's awesome; I never heard (read) it before.
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Re: Ghey Dumpmoniez angry- want to sue God.
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2009, 04:19:51 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 27, 2009, 11:26:17 AM
Home run #2 to you, Mr. Snuggle.

Damn.

That's awesome; I never heard (read) it before.
Chapter 40 if memory serves.
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