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Offline Chris_

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ChiComs gone Wild
« on: July 05, 2008, 11:50:12 PM »

Commies on Segways?
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Re: ChiComs gone Wild
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2008, 11:26:07 AM »
don't segways require hands on the handlebar to steer?  wouldn't seem like too smooth a move to have no way to dodge incoming

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Re: ChiComs gone Wild
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2008, 11:46:31 AM »
These are the tanks the Russians sold them in '05.

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Re: ChiComs gone Wild
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 01:22:57 PM »
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Re: ChiComs gone Wild
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2008, 01:38:13 PM »
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Chinese elite anti-terror police officers are wheeling into action ahead of next month's Beijing Olympics on Segways.

Members of the country's armed police unit practised on the Segway models that have been re-named 'Anti-Terror Assault Vehicles' in the eastern province of Shandong.

http://presurfer.blogspot.com/2008/07/chinese-police-practise-killing-drills.html

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Re: ChiComs gone Wild
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Re: ChiComs gone Wild
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 07:21:49 AM »
So thats what happened to all those Daleks on Doctor Who.
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Re: ChiComs gone Wild
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2008, 10:43:44 PM »
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