I could be misremembering, but I think Warpy is quite a regular on the mental illness forum. The voices in her head are probably fundies too.
The warped primitive is a registered nurse, and generally posts from that vantage.
She has cautioned primitives before, that Skins's island is not the best place to seek mental health.
The warped primitive's also a regular on the cooking and baking forum, and in the do-it-yourself forum. She's really good--second only to Grandma (the hippywife primitive)--in the cooking stuff, and is
the expert in the fix-it stuff.
The warped primitive Hates all that is good and decent, Hates humanity, but other than that, the warped primitive is okay. I'd have a beer with her, and pay the tab too.
The warped primitive, in her very late 50s, is originally from Massachusetts but now lives in New Mexico. The warped primitive is definitely a woman, a
femme, but alas solidly-built, big-boned, and mannish in appearance. I'd want her on my side in a bar-room brawl, and if stuck in snow, I'd like her helping to push me out.
The warped primitive however is a tragedy; as a little lass and then as a young woman, and now as a mature woman, no man ever told her she was beautiful. And women
need to hear such silliness; otherwise they get angry and bitter.
Surely if some man had ever told her she was beautiful (in all sincerity; all women have something about them that a man can find beautiful, without exaggeration), the warped primitive would've never become bitter and angry and a primitive.
That's one of franksolich's Rules of Life: when confronted with a woman who isn't exactly aesthetic, find something about her that's truly beautiful, and say it, so as to prevent her from becoming bitter and angry. A woman, having been told she's beautiful, can proceed in life comfortable, competent, and confident, and we are all enriched by it.