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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on June 28, 2018, 09:35:23 PM
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Lost rabbit caused bomb scare at Australian airport
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/06/28/lost-rabbit-caused-bomb-scare-at-australian-airport.html
Some bunny is in trouble after an abandoned rabbit at Australia's Adelaide Airport caused a serious bomb scare.
On the evening of June 27, police and explosive experts arrived at the air hub to investigate a suspicious Lorna Jane shopping bag abandoned in the women’s' restroom, Newsweek reported.
Upon examination, authorities were shocked to discover that the scare was simply a hare: a male Dwarf rabbit.
Rabbits are terrorists. Case closed.
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"Jihad! Jihad! Suicide rabbits will take down the western infidels!"
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Let's see.
Bunny in a bag. Check.
No weapons. Check.
No evidence of bomb-making equipment. Check.
No cell phone with which to detonate said bomb. Check.
Just an innocent little bunny -- abandoned, alone and afraid. Check
:rotf:
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Let's see.
Bunny in a bag. Check.
No weapons. Check.
No evidence of bomb-making equipment. Check.
No cell phone with which to detonate said bomb. Check.
Just an innocent little bunny -- abandoned, alone and afraid. Check
:rotf:
A terrorist bunny feigning being alone and afraid. The rabbit was plotting terror against humans.
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A terrorist bunny feigning being alone and afraid. The rabbit was plotting terror against humans.
Which any creature with a brain the size of a ptarmigan finds impossible to attempt . . . :whistling: