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Offline Alpha Mare

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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2012, 04:52:45 PM »
A vivant is the dummy's partner in bridge. :-)
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2012, 05:32:23 PM »
Victoria's Secret sells panties  :whistling:

I have a friend who is creeped out by the word "panties," so I make a point to use it around her as much as possible, as any good friend would.  :rofl:

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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2012, 05:39:51 PM »
Victoria's Secret sells panties  :whistling:

I have a friend who is creeped out by the word "panties," so I make a point to use it around her as much as possible, as any good friend would.  :rofl:

And I have a friend that reacts badly to the word "moist."
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2012, 05:50:10 PM »
I think if someone is acting as if their panties are twisted, knotted, or wadded I have a responsibility to tell them.  I have done so many times.

I like this definition of vivant, which shows a DUmmy admitting they are what they are called here.

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n. 1. In mort, bridge, and similar games, the partner of dummy.

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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2012, 05:53:53 PM »
Wow! I wonder what she would have said if she had heard my group of friends in the Army.  Even the female soldiers would ask a guy that was complaining too much if his (insert slang for vagina here) hurt.

hang out with me for a few hours and you will hear the same stuff.  I'm no lady when it comes to insults.  Or just play a video game with me.

PANTIES!!!

I wish I could make that word bigger, but I'm on my phone.
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2012, 08:22:07 PM »
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2012, 08:35:01 PM »
I can't tell the difference between 9 iron or a wedgie when I'm that upset.
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2012, 01:42:14 AM »
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37. I'll play nice

and say it may not even be deliberate. Those engaging in it may not even be conscious of their actions. Like the person who crosses the street at the approach of a small group of black youths it's just something they do to avoid an uncomfortable situation they don't intellectually acknowledge.

We spend so much time saying demanding people recognize and combat their sublimated racism we may not take the time to recognize those things we ourselves have grown too comfortable accepting ourselves.

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60. yeah, well, the thing about that is,

I don't wear "panties" either. And that's not how it sounds.

It's one of the words I loathe most in the English language, actually. 
Why does that sorta creep me out?

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79. I've said to men and women too..

I don't say panties though...I say undies--gender neutral.   
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2012, 05:02:27 AM »
Wonder how many whips "she" cracks for this to be done?  "Co-vivant"? Bitch is pretentious, too!

Can't say that the "co-vivant" gets any sympathy from me about it though...he's chosen that life-style, he's decided to abdicate being a man and become a de facto eunuch for her. Bet she carries his nads round in her handbag too.

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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2012, 06:06:06 AM »
Can't say that the "co-vivant" gets any sympathy from me about it though...he's chosen that life-style, he's decided to abdicate being a man and become a de facto eunuch for her. Bet she carries his nads round in her handbag too.

Or in his case, a "pearl cluthcer". 
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2012, 06:14:15 AM »
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 Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?

To me it's gender irrelevant.  I say that to males and females.
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2012, 08:15:37 AM »



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd we are off on a tangent...
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2012, 08:35:00 AM »



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd we are off on a tangent...

Man, what I would do to that.  :naughty:

As for the op, what they should have asked her was if it was o.k to ask if her "Grannie Panties" were in a twist. You know that make me think of something. I wonder how many of those liberal hags need a trim or shave? Probably a good bit of them I would think?  :rofl:
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2012, 09:48:01 AM »
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2012, 01:07:12 PM »
Boy, these bitches (gender neutral when it comes to DUmmies) really have their tits in a wringer over this one, don't they?
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Re: Is it appropriate to tell a female she has her panties in a twist?
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2012, 01:10:42 PM »


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