Author Topic: Get out and vote Bellevue, Nebraska Ward I !!!--live thread 8 p.m. central time  (Read 12866 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline formerlurker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9692
  • Reputation: +801/-833
Today is the day!!  Every vote counts!  

VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR STEVE DAWES, SOCIALIST COMMUNITY ORGANIZER FOR THE PEOPLE!!!  

www.electstevedawes.com




 :popcorn:
« Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 08:16:54 AM by franksolich »

Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23048
  • Reputation: +2232/-269
  • Voted Rookie-of-the-Year, 3 years running
Any word of this over at the toolshed?
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Who do we vote for?  :panic:






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline Tucker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10935
  • Reputation: +535/-97
  • Making money the old fashioned way- Paid Mole
Go Socialist Steve Dawes.

You got my vote...

Both of em.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58693
  • Reputation: +3068/-173
Okay.....today's the big guy's big day.

www.electstevedawes.com

There's not much going on in the Nebraska primary today, other than the tight three-way race for the Republican nomination to replace the retiring E. Benjamin Nelson (D) in the Senate.

And since Nebraska's a pretty small state, with no corrupt blue machines (other than a very pale one in Omaha) to muck up the count, it should go quick and fast; I anticipate we'll all know how the big guy did by circa 10 p.m. central time.

No point in looking for numbers prior to 8 p.m. central time, as Nebraska law prohibits release of the official numbers until all polls in the state are closed.  This isn't a legacy of the 2000 presidential race; it goes clear back to 1960, and our resentment that Cook County was able to manufacture votes out of thin air once they learned how the votes were going in downstate Illinois.

It's very odd; the states that least need strict election rules have them, and the states that most need such rules, don't have them.

There's four candidates for two slots on the November ballot in the big guy's race; the top two of the four advance to the general election.  There's two (R)s, one (L), and the big guy.

My guess is that the establishment Republican (the incumbent) and the Tea Party Republican are going to end up the top two, to duke it out in November, whatever their differences are.

It's too bad about the (L) candidate, who would make an excellent (R), but as long as he persists in his pipe-dream about an alternative to the two-party system, well, he must accept his fate.  It's been obvious the (L) candidate has worked the hardest, and possible that the (L) candidate wants the job more, than the other three candidates.

But there are penalties to trying to work outside the system, trying to upset the Natural Order of Things.

My biggest fear remains that the big guy could possibly end up in third place--or, God forbid, second--simply because of his name.  Party affiliations are not on the ballot, just the names.  And "Steve Dawes" is a rather friendly, informal, innocuous name.  It might make voters think the candidate is some obscure third-string running-back from the Nebraska football team 30 years ago, or it might remind voters of a fondly-remembered history teacher from their high school.

And so they'll fill in that blank.

It's too bad the big guy doesn't have a real name that truly and accurately reflects what he is, something like "Steve Tse-tung" or "Steve Beria" or "Steve Kaganovich" or "Steve Pol Pot" or "Steve Guevera."

We'll see.

At any rate, this thread goes "live" at 8 p.m. central time, to keep all interested parties informed of how the voting went.
apres moi, le deluge

Offline hillneck

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1517
  • Reputation: +119/-5
Go Socialist Steve Dawes.


Who has suicide watch for the big guy when he doesn't make it?
In battle you have to show no mercy for mercy comes after the war when you still have the freedom to ask for it.

"Montani Semper Liberi"

Pray as if God will take care of all; act as if all is up to you.

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1659/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Have they called the election yet, at least for the loser ?
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline 67 Rover

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5762
  • Reputation: +1222/-41

Who has suicide watch for the big guy when he doesn't make it?

I think a former Toyota salesman has that duty.
NRA Benefactor member
G.O.A. Life member
G.O.A.L. Life member
Certified Law Enforcement Sig Armorer

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!

Who has suicide watch for the big guy when he doesn't make it?

Just gotta watch right?  :p






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1659/-578
  • Last of the great minorities

Who has suicide watch for the big guy when he doesn't make it?
It's painless...
Through the earlm morning fog I see... Johnny Mandel
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
that suicide is painless
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-338
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
I'm surprised there's no victory party scheduled at Bear's Bar this evening. Surely the DUmpmonkeys have sent enough money for a few mini-tacos.

Offline RWKindaGuy

  • Hiding in the hinterlands as a professional
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1020
  • Reputation: +33/-152
  • One giant rightward step for mankind
It's too bad the big guy doesn't have a real name that truly and accurately reflects what he is, something like "Steve Tse-tung" or "Steve Beria" or "Steve Kaganovich" or "Steve Pol Pot" or "Steve Guevera."

A few more for the list:

Stevo Chavez
Stevom Chomsky
Steven Zinn
Stevie Sanders

Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23048
  • Reputation: +2232/-269
  • Voted Rookie-of-the-Year, 3 years running
Quote
My biggest fear remains that the big guy could possibly end up in third place--or, God forbid, second--simply because of his name.  Party affiliations are not on the ballot, just the names.  And "Steve Dawes" is a rather friendly, informal, innocuous name.  It might make voters think the candidate is some obscure third-string running-back from the Nebraska football team 30 years ago, or it might remind voters of a fondly-remembered history teacher from their high school.

But if he placed 2nd we could have the people of Bellevue get to know the real Steve Dawes
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
I'm surprised there's no victory party scheduled at Bear's Bar this evening. Surely the DUmpmonkeys have sent enough money for a few mini-tacos.

Every time I see references to mini-tacos, I realize there is a terrible joke in there involving Bridget the Midget, Steve Dawes, and a bear. However, something buried in my subconscious keeps denying me the ability to assemble that joke - which is probably a good thing.

-Some jokes were never meant to be told. 

Offline wasp69

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7566
  • Reputation: +900/-520
  • Hillbilly Yeti
But if he placed 2nd we could have the people of Bellevue get to know the real Steve Dawes

That's what I'm hoping for.
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

C.S. Lewis

A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

Offline 67 Rover

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5762
  • Reputation: +1222/-41
Four hours to go!

NRA Benefactor member
G.O.A. Life member
G.O.A.L. Life member
Certified Law Enforcement Sig Armorer

Offline Ogre

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1380
  • Reputation: +129/-6
  • What Cat?
Every time I see references to mini-tacos, I realize there is a terrible joke in there involving Bridget the Midget, Steve Dawes, and a bear. However, something buried in my subconscious keeps denying me the ability to assemble that joke - which is probably a good thing.

-Some jokes were never meant to be told. 

That definitely has possibilities.  A fat ass bum, a midget, and a bear walk into a bar..... :-)
"Don't argue about difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves."  - Winston Churchill

"Get some lumber, build a bridge, and get the hell over it" - Unknown

Offline formerlurker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9692
  • Reputation: +801/-833
Getting the band warmed up, balloons are ready to drop from the ceiling, beer is on ice and I hear Marta just took the mini tacos out of the freezer.....   we're ready for VICTORY!!!!

 :popcorn:

Offline Ogre

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1380
  • Reputation: +129/-6
  • What Cat?
I'm surprised there's no victory party scheduled at Bear's Bar this evening. Surely the DUmpmonkeys have sent enough money for a few mini-tacos.

I think the Socialist should splurge and treat his voters to Buffalo Wings regardless of whether he wins or not.

I mean, how many wings can he and Marta possibly eat?
"Don't argue about difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves."  - Winston Churchill

"Get some lumber, build a bridge, and get the hell over it" - Unknown

Offline 67 Rover

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5762
  • Reputation: +1222/-41
I think the Socialist should splurge and treat his voters to Buffalo Wings regardless of whether he wins or not.

I mean, how many wings can he and Marta possibly eat?


Have you seen a recent photo?
NRA Benefactor member
G.O.A. Life member
G.O.A.L. Life member
Certified Law Enforcement Sig Armorer

Offline Revolution

  • It's a Hoagie not a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6945
  • Reputation: +503/-426
  • 8/20/50 - 3/8/12 Love you, Pop
I'm putting the number at 400.

Only 3 hours left!

:usflag: :salutearmy: :saluteaf: :saluteusmc: :salutenavy: :taps:
THANK YOU for what you do!

soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.

Quote from: Greg Gutfeld
If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.

Guns do not kill people. Rotting, festering, disgusting, grimy, evil, un-reparable souls kill people.

Quote
I don't know if sand glows in the dark, but we're gonna find out.

3x PROUD Facebook Felon!!

Offline Skul

  • Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12475
  • Reputation: +914/-179
  • Chief of the cathouse
I think I just wet my pants in anticipation.
Just a sec, I'll check.
Nope, lawn chair had rain water in it. :bawl:
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

Offline Ogre

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1380
  • Reputation: +129/-6
  • What Cat?

Have you seen a recent photo?

True, he does look like he could eat a couple hundred.

He must still have some DUmmie money left, he couldn't have spent that "vast" fortune on flyers and a yard sign could he?

www.electstevedawes.com
"Don't argue about difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves."  - Winston Churchill

"Get some lumber, build a bridge, and get the hell over it" - Unknown

Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1278/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Mmmmm...wings.  I might have to stop off at Buffalo Wild Wings and chomp a few and hoist a pint in celebration of Steve's hard-fought campaign.
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58693
  • Reputation: +3068/-173
But if he placed 2nd we could have the people of Bellevue get to know the real Steve Dawes.

Trust me, if the big guy dared come in second, and advanced to the November ballot, the big guy's friends at www.electstevedawes.com will make him household name, all across America.

And of course I'm sure his opponent in the election would pump even more time and energy into illuminating the world about the big guy, his real stance on the issues.
apres moi, le deluge