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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2011, 05:10:13 PM »
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31. You know this, but the major diffference between FR and this place is...

FR follows threads here the same way we do at times over there...

These guys are building dossiers and are chomping at the bit to kill people, of course my opinion... but this dossier building (and a fantastic set of imagination), is what makes them cross into a whole different category.

Hey kids, I know you are reading this thread... I might use you to write character backgrounds... I gotta admit, you are good... and should consider fiction.

That is all you have done, by the way. And the levels of projection are just amazing.

Ah now, not that it will change, but hey... that is the major difference.

Freepers, as annoying as they are at times, are not building major dossiers on imagined enemies of the state, that these guys will gladly kill if they are given half a chance. And neither are we.

Dearest Nadin, do come over to the dark side here so we can discuss your positions.   You see we aren't allowed over there to discuss your insane ramblings, so we are left to bring them here to chuckle at.  

You already spend a LOT of time here, so why not join and educate us?   You won't get banned.   Pinky swear.    :-)

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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2011, 05:10:47 PM »
Interesting....

You know, this thread is totally distracting from what's supposed to be tonight's feature, the top primitive of 2011.

I wonder if my fellow Nebraskan's noted that his #03 top primitive of 2011 award's been the most-read of all the awards.....

I'll bet nadin's having a fit about that.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2011, 05:12:33 PM »
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I was cheated out of the top award there yesterday. Long story.

Long story?  we LOVE long stories.   :popcorn:


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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2011, 05:36:32 PM »
Wow! The DUmpmonkey losers are really upset! The Omaha Weeper needs to start thinking about how he explains to the Bellevue electorate why he has, in his own words, always supported socialism. I think the people of Bellevue may have a problem with that, and the Weeper can be sure they will hear about it. I believe the Weeper's political career is headed down the same path as the round, red sodomite's paper ballot campaign.

The other losers are just as riled up. Even Mineral Man, who'll never have a prayer of winning DOTY due to unfortunate flashes of sanity, is pissed. I will say that he's probably moving in the right direction when he says he and nutcase nadin are on the same side.

The CalPig is pissed at her loser status, but has no room to complain. When she stopped posting her poetry, she lost any chance she might have had. If the CalPig would post just one of her orgasmic monstrosities per week throughout 2012, nutcase nadin would have trouble repeating. She can't expect to win by just posting those horrific head shots.

Proud2BDUmb is furious that she's a distant also-ran, but she tried to rest on her laurels, becoming a halfwit copy-and-paster like the numbskulled DUmmy kpete. No original material means no campaign support from coach, and no chance at a high finish in the DOTY competition.

If anyone has justification to be upset, it's the real raving lunatics who finished out of the money. DUmpmonkeys like Warpy, Horse with no Brain, the wallduded cali, and Sarah Imaboobi are among the incredible crackpots going home emptyhanded, with finishes far below the level earned by their lunacy.


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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2011, 05:50:59 PM »
If the CalPig would post just one of her orgasmic monstrosities per week throughout 2012, nutcase nadin would have trouble repeating. She can't expect to win by just posting those horrific head shots.

If she does this, I will make sure that you hit 1500 bitchslaps by December. :tongue:
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2011, 05:58:00 PM »
Oh man, this is better than Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark and the ball drop all rolled into one.  I can't wait to see the fireworks.  Accepting defeat with grace would have served you much much much better Steve. 

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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2011, 05:59:30 PM »
You know, I dunno what my fellow Nebraskan's bitch is about this:

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His nasty [sic] ultra-conservative friends would see over a dozen items on the net in his past he can't erase that scream closet liberal. It could be very embarrassing for him.

We got people of all stripes here.

Remember, franksolich himself is s-o-o-o-o-o middle-of-the-road he gets run over by traffic going both directions.

And the Sarpy County Republican party--nice people there--has people of all stripes.

I mean, unlike the primitives, decent and civilized people use measurements other than just ideology to determine the character and worth of one of theirs.

Damn.  The primitives just don't get it.  Ideology is not all.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2011, 06:07:41 PM »
Oh man, this is better than Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark and the ball drop all rolled into one.  I can't wait to see the fireworks.  Accepting defeat with grace would have served you much much much better Steve. 

I'm starting to get an evil idea for a "Omaha Steve visits franksolich in the middle of the night" story.

Or maybe not; that line's stale.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2011, 06:16:02 PM »
I'm starting to get an evil idea for a "Omaha Steve visits franksolich in the middle of the night" story.

Or maybe not; that line's stale.

Coach, I'm sure that you could flesh it out.  He'd encounter you in all of your birthday-suit glory, 1 3/8" SK adjustable wrench in one hand, and he'd start crying for Cindy Sheehan to come rescue him.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2011, 06:19:30 PM »
Coach, I'm sure that you could flesh it out.  He'd encounter you in all of your birthday-suit glory, 1 3/8" SK adjustable wrench in one hand, and he'd start crying for Cindy Sheehan to come rescue him.

Damn you.

But I got press releases to write first, for the San Diego media outlets about the Top DUmmie award.

There's a lot of media in San Diego.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2011, 06:44:00 PM »
Oh my.

I finally got out the boat and rowed over to Skins's island to see the campfire in its original.

It's worth going over to see.

But I can't figure out who the guy is, that the primitives seem to dislike so much.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2011, 06:44:22 PM »
Looks like the weather outside is turning a little frightful in the Omaha area. 60% chance of snow and rain mix. My younger sister called and said the roads are getting bad already. I guess OmahaSteve may have to wait to meet his nemesis.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2011, 06:46:32 PM »
Looks like the weather outside is turning a little frightful in the Omaha area. 60% chance of snow and rain mix. My younger sister called and said the roads are getting bad already. I guess OmahaSteve may have to wait to meet his nemesis.

Yeah, it's getting bad up here on the roof of Nebraska too.

Not "getting bad," but starting to look as if it's going to get bad.

So.....no franksolich in Bellevue tonight.

Too bad for the primitives.

And besides, I was never going anyway.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2011, 06:57:46 PM »
I just checked the weather map.



Yeah, it doesn't look like a good night for traveling.

If Omaha Steve however decides to go out and party, I'd suggest he put some of those metal-cleated thingamajigs on the toes of his shoes; those sorts of things mailmen use in winter.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2011, 07:02:29 PM »
Damn you.

But I got press releases to write first, for the San Diego media outlets about the Top DUmmie award.

There's a lot of media in San Diego.

Looks like I restarted the project . . . :tongue: :lmao: :rotf:
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2011, 07:06:57 PM »
Looks like I restarted the project . . . :tongue: :lmao: :rotf:

You know, I have the contacts for 61 media outlets in San Diego.

I'll be sending a press release to all of them, individually.

Out of 61, nearly all of them of course are going to ignore it.

But I figure if I could get just one or two interested, it'd be worth it.

I'm thinking the Poway News-Chieftan and the San Diego International Times are the most likely prospects, but there's a problem with the latter, as it's printed in Japanese.  But whatever.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2011, 07:46:06 PM »
Okay, I sent out the first one.  As I'm sending them individually, I have to write them individually, and so as usual I'll be polishing up the press-release with practice, until I got something really professional-looking for the main newspaper in San Diego.

This was sent to the Poway News-Chieftain; I have no idea why the e-mail address is to something called Pomerado News.  I know less about Pomerado than I do about Poway.

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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2011, 07:55:36 PM »
Well said, coach.  Yeah, most will likely ignore it, after passing it around the newsroom and getting a good chuckle from it.

Oh, and nads?

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What was that old saying about opinions and assholes?  And you need to wash, hon--yours stinks worse than most.  I could tell you a few stories about people here (including myself) who have been the subject of DUmmies and other assorted whackjobs who have called spouses, employers, etc., with all manner of bullshit with the intent of some form of retribution in mind.

Thankfully, they've failed miserably for the most part, but the disturbing part is the fact they've tried.  Me?  I could give a shit less about you.  You're such a phony-assed blowhard, you're like the drunk in the bar.  After a while, people just ignore you and let you pass out in the corner, until the bouncer tosses you in the alleyway to sleep off your stupor in a pile of your own puke.

Hold on to that DOTY award, nads--because it says petty and miserable in a way that no person on DU can, or is allowed to.

You can't put us on ignore, not even if you tried.  And that's what pisses you off, isn't it?
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2011, 08:07:22 PM »
Well said, coach.  Yeah, most will likely ignore it, after passing it around the newsroom and getting a good chuckle from it.

By the way, I'm posting this stuff here at the moment because there's more lurking primitives watching this thread than watching the Top DUmmie of 2011 thread.

I'm sure nadin's pissed; Omaha Steve, the #03 top primitive of 2011, is still more popular reading-matter than she is.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2011, 08:07:43 PM »
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2. I can imagine how frustrating this must be for you.


I admire your self-control. I probably would have done something really inappropriate by now...


There's your new story, Frank.  One can only imagine what sort of "inappropriate" things she might do to you.

 :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2011, 08:09:46 PM »

There's your new story, Frank.  One can only imagine what sort of "inappropriate" things she might do to you.

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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2011, 08:12:53 PM »
I'll eat the cats here before I get within six feet of CaliforniaPiggy.


The thing about CaliforniaPiggy is that she probably has such huge clown feet that the tips of her toes could be at your front door but she'd still be six feet away.

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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2011, 08:13:58 PM »

The thing about CaliforniaPiggy is that she probably has such huge clown feet that the tips of her toes could be at your front door but she'd still be six feet away.

 :hyper:

It's her Adam's apple that scares me; it looks as if it could be lethal.
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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2011, 08:18:13 PM »
I wnat to go to the same party as Steve.
You may call me Jessica or Jess.

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Re: A Very Pleasant Outing For the DU Someday Perhaps? (shout-out thread)
« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2011, 08:20:08 PM »
Aww,all the little DUmbasses wanna peek around the corner.

Why don`t some of you sign up,we welcome you trying to argue your inanity here.  :cheersmate: