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lying titty primitive prevaricating
« on: May 03, 2008, 07:51:19 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3237898#3238571

Oh my.

You know, the lying titty primitive is his own worst enemy, and a more dangerous enemy to himself, than anyone else could possibly be.

Anyway, the bonfire is about some guy who likes John McCain, and the primitives don't like him.

But that's not the relevant part.

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri May-02-08 10:09 PM
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1. Here's your God, Haggis...
   
WHOSE GOD?
When the boatmen stole the Africans
Did your God ride or row?
When they roped them and they shackled them
Was He with them in the hold?
Was the ocean moon so beautiful
That it brought Him to his knees?
What did your God see?

When she prayed out loud in Cherokee
Was that your God by the fire?
When she swayed up there in the sweetgum tree
Was he hanging up there beside her?
Did He bless the silver rivers?
Did He fix himself a drink?
What did your God see?

If I sing Hallelujah, will He hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the Glory Train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

Did your God ride the bullet
To the old Lorraine Motel?
Is it the blood of the lamb, or is it another man down?
Did He catch him as he fell?
Did He calm the waters?
Did His heart just freeze?
What did your God see?

Did your God ride the backroads
On a Texas summer night?
Did He stand there in the pine grove
As they drug him out of sight?
Did He stand for the last communion?
Did he kneel to wash his feet?
What did your God see?

If I sing Hallelujah, will He hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the Glory Train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

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darue  (236 posts) Fri May-02-08 10:29 PM
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11. great song...
   
is that Hugh Blumenfeld?

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri May-02-08 10:31 PM
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12. No...
   
it's one of mine.

But thanks, anyway.

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Raejeanowl  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat May-03-08 02:06 AM
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13. Is Your Real Name EricTaylor?
   
Otherwise, there's a factual problem with you claiming you wrote that song, the name of which is "Your God."

http://www.mysongwriters.com/BlueRuby/Scuffletown_lyric...i

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TomInTib  Sat May-03-08 04:08 AM
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17. Yep
   
more in your Inbox

when I'm in better shape...

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16. Thars sum purdy wordsmithin
   
I really like the weak rhymes

Authentic outrage, palpable tension, and human confusion

Nice work if you can get it
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2008, 08:02:27 AM »
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2008, 08:30:45 AM »
Eric Taylor is the 2nd most decorated sailor in naval history?

Who knew?

But this guy doesn't look anything like TiT.

Oh wait! I know...they had an actor pose as Eric Taylor so TiT real ID could stay secret because convicted felons in the Witless Witness Protection Program ahve to stay sooper secret...

...or was that the part made up by the crazy ex-girlfriend (you know the only one that had the misfortune of not beong a super-model/actress) posting lies under his usernam for all that time to embarrass him.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 08:43:59 AM »
The Marin County Arts Festival will be thrilled to hear Eric Taylor's been a member of their group all these years.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 09:03:23 AM »
Does this dude just get drunk and make shit up?!  When it is posting on an internet message board does it not know how easy it is to go to yahoo.com or google.com and become a geeneeus?

man what a   :loser:

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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2008, 11:45:45 AM »
Considering all the people he knows...he must know every musician that ever lived (at least those that began their career after he got back from Vietnam and his service with the Marines of Seal Team 3...or was that the Army, I can never keep it straight)...maybe he really ghost wrote all these songs everyone claims were written by others. I mean we all know how frickin' humble the man is...the inspiration of the song and it's contribution to society is much more important than recognition...fame...fortune. That's why he lives simply, posts at DU, has a part-time job selling Hallmark cards to little old ladies, and spends half his life drunk. The drugs are just for inspiration.

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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 11:54:56 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 03, 2008, 11:45:45 AM
Considering all the people he knows...he must know every musician that ever lived (at least those that began their career after he got back from Vietnam and his service with the Marines of Seal Team 3...or was that the Army, I can never keep it straight)...maybe he really ghost wrote all these songs everyone claims were written by others. I mean we all know how frickin' humble the man is...the inspiration of the song and it's contribution to society is much more important than recognition...fame...fortune. That's why he lives simply, posts at DU, has a part-time job selling Hallmark cards to little old ladies, and spends half his life drunk. The drugs are just for inspiration.

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No more yielding but a dream.

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If you pardon we will mend.

And as I’m an honest Puck,

If we have unearned luck.

Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue,

We will make amends ere long.

Else the Puck a liar call.

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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2008, 12:22:05 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 03, 2008, 09:03:23 AM
Does this dude just get drunk and make shit up?!  When it is posting on an internet message board does it not know how easy it is to go to yahoo.com or google.com and become a geeneeus?

man what a   :loser:

KC

This is taking it to a new level. He's not only claiming that he wrote the song, he's saying that he IS the songwriter.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 12:45:12 PM »
anyone got a mole they're willing to burn to ask him some questions on that thread?
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2008, 12:46:36 PM »
Quote from: TheSarge on May 03, 2008, 12:45:12 PM
anyone got a mole they're willing to burn to ask him some questions on that thread?

I've worked too hard to keep my mole intact for 4 years.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2008, 01:30:47 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 03, 2008, 09:03:23 AM
Does this dude just get drunk and make shit up?!  When it is posting on an internet message board does it not know how easy it is to go to yahoo.com or google.com and become a geeneeus?

man what a   :loser:

KC

He doesn't care,no on eat the DUmp with any power is holding him responsible so why should he? I there was ant justice he would be in some real pain courtesy of the real life Navy SEALS.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2008, 01:45:47 PM »
If he wasn't so old it would almost be worth the motorcycle trip to CA to whup his ass.  It never pays to whup old men though.

KC

PS or drunks.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2008, 04:10:52 PM »
Quote from: TheSarge on May 03, 2008, 12:45:12 PM
anyone got a mole they're willing to burn to ask him some questions on that thread?

I wouldn't burn mine, either, but the least we could do is use our moles to "recommend" and kick the page to the top so other DUmmies see it.
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2008, 04:14:42 PM »
Done. Freedumb and others, it only needs one more "recommend" to go up on the "greatest" page.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2008, 04:43:13 PM »
Has anyone emailed Mr. Taylor and let him know he's actually a fabricator named TiT?
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2008, 05:07:41 PM »
So Rock-n-Roll heaven took Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and others, and left us with TiT.

Bummer.

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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2008, 05:09:08 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on May 03, 2008, 05:07:41 PM
So Rock-n-Roll heaven took Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and others, and left us with TiT.

Bummer.

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"Bummer" is right.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2008, 01:39:24 PM »
I, for one, hope the DUmmies never catch on. The more and more they enable him, and believe his every word, the more and more blatant his lies become.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2008, 02:45:37 PM »
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BlueRubyMusic (1 posts)     Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
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20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
 Hi Tom,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.

You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.

Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.
Sincerely,
Susan
 
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2008, 02:52:56 PM »
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BlueRubyMusic (1 posts)     Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
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20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
 Hi Tom,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.

You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.

Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.
Sincerely,
Susan
 
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2008, 02:53:32 PM »
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BlueRubyMusic (1 posts)     Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
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20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
 Hi Tom,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.

You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.

Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.
Sincerely,
Susan
 
:rotf:

I am waiting for this SOB to go down -- can someone email her his R/L information?
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2008, 02:54:20 PM »
He started a new thread with his "Whose God"

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WHOSE GOD?
   
WHOSE GOD?
When the boatmen stole the Africans
Did your God ride or row?
When they roped them and they shackled them
Was He with them in the hold?
Was the ocean moon so beautiful
That it brought Him to his knees?
What did your God see?

When she prayed out loud in Cherokee
Was that your God by the fire?
When she swayed up there in the sweetgum tree
Was he hanging up there beside her?
Did He bless the silver rivers?
Did He fix himself a drink?
What did your God see?

If I sing Hallelujah, will He hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the Glory Train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

Did your God ride the bullet
To the old Lorraine Motel?
Is it the blood of the lamb, or is it another man down?
Did He catch him as he fell?
Did He calm the waters?
Did His heart just freeze?
What did your God see?

Did your God ride the backroads
On a Texas summer night?
Did He stand there in the pine grove
As they drug him out of sight?
Did He stand for the last communion?
Did he kneel to wash his feet?
What did your God see?

If I sing Hallelujah, will He hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the Glory Train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2008, 03:20:23 PM »
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BlueRubyMusic  (1 posts) Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
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20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
   
Hi Tom,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.

You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.

Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.

Sincerely,
Susan

Anyone seen this? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3237898&mesg_id=3242879

Oops. Looks like MrsSmith beat me on this by almost an hour. I need to learn to read all the previous posts before hitting the reply button. Sorry MrsSmith.
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Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2008, 03:25:14 PM »
Mwahahaha! TiT gets slapped down right in his campfire.
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2008, 03:25:56 PM »
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-03-08 01:58 AM
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13. Hell....
 I thought I was probably on your "Ignore" list...

since I appear to be on a ton of them...

But, anyway....

That Right Reverend Wright (my last name, too) got me to thinking...

Tom

But we already knew that.    :loser:
 
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