Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here

[Jasonw560]

That's an excellent screen-name, sir.

In fact, I can't think of anyone here who has a dull screen-name.

The primitives, on the other hand, with this "NNNHI0L" and name-numbers nonsense......

hey, I have that name/number nonsense!!!

Mine is first name, last initial, and first paramedic job empliyee ID #.

Unless I know their gender (one of the 12 they claim are out there), I'm happy calling them S/H/It

[dandi]

I like calling the AviationPro DUmmy the "flying prophylactic".

Every time I see seabeyond's name it reminds me of the old Sea-Bond denture adhesive.

sufrommich becomes the sonofabitch DUmmy.

Ichingcarpenter becomes the itching carpenter.

ProSense is NoSense.

dkf is wtf.

Catwoman is sCatwoman, as always.

NightWatcher is the peeping tom DUmmy.

That's just a few of the more recently-posting ones.

[miskie]

Im partial to referring to Nadin as Nads and Will Pitt as Sir William the Pittiful. Most of the time though, I refer to most of them as primitive in a condescending tone.

E.g. "Too bad, primitive."

[franksolich]

I'm partial to referring to Nadin as Nads and Will Pitt as Sir William the Pittiful.

nadinbrzezinski was a bitch to name appropriately.

Because her last name suggests vast foreign policy expertise, I called her the "Zbigniew primitive."

But I got tired of that, and went back to referring to her as "nadin," and like Revolution here, adding randomly-typed letters to make her last name.

Then I settled on the yenta.  I still think yenta is a wonderfully appropriate name for her, but not many here know Yiddish, and all the bad things a yenta is (an old woman who's a nuisancesome busybody, a snoop, a garrulous gossip).

I was ready to throw in the towel, when someone here suggested "Walter Mitty," which I did use, but it seemed awkward, as Walter Mitty is a man's name.

Then I very briefly used "Baroness Munchausen," after the wife of the notorious liar of the 18th century, but I wasn't sure if many understood the reference.

Remembering her body shape, I thought of a reverse-hourglass figure, and chris_ happily gave me the name for that shape, oblate spheroid.  That fits her to a tee, and I still use it.

But not quite as often as I've now used "Vlada Mitty" ("Vladislav" being the Russian version of our "Walter," and while we don't have a female version of "Walter," the Russians do of "Vladislav"--"Vladislava," or nick-name, "Vlada").

I suspect Vlada Mitty's now here to stay. 

[FiddyBeowulf]

Stinky the clown=Dude

[Rufus2010]

Taverner- TavTurd
Anne Pritchett- proud2bDUmb
nadin- Nutsack
Horse With no Name- Whore With no Brain

[obumazombie]

nadinbrzezinski was a bitch to name appropriately.

Because her last name suggests vast foreign policy expertise, I called her the "Zbigniew primitive."

But I got tired of that, and went back to referring to her as "nadin," and like Revolution here, adding randomly-typed letters to make her last name.

Then I settled on the yenta.  I still think yenta is a wonderfully appropriate name for her, but not many here know Yiddish, and all the bad things a yenta is (an old woman who's a nuisancesome busybody, a snoop, a garrulous gossip).

I was ready to throw in the towel, when someone here suggested "Walter Mitty," which I did use, but it seemed awkward, as Walter Mitty is a man's name.

Then I very briefly used "Baroness Munchausen," after the wife of the notorious liar of the 18th century, but I wasn't sure if many understood the reference.

Remembering her body shape, I thought of a reverse-hourglass figure, and chris_ happily gave me the name for that shape, oblate spheroid.  That fits her to a tee, and I still use it.

But not quite as often as I've now used "Vlada Mitty" ("Vladislav" being the Russian version of our "Walter," and while we don't have a female version of "Walter," the Russians do of "Vladislav"--"Vladislava," or nick-name, "Vlada").

I suspect Vlada Mitty's now here to stay. 

Yenta reminds me of Yentyl, which, of course reminds me of Barbara Streisand. She is just hideous enough to play nadin in real life.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Don't forget DUmb****s!

I use "DUmmorrhoid" in that connection from time to time, as well.