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Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« on: March 04, 2011, 06:00:55 PM »
EXAMPLE:

BurtWorm = ButtWorm



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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 06:06:55 PM »
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 06:40:55 PM »
Being the gentleman that I am, I don't have any derogatory names for DUmmies.
 
Current DOY is Miss Pritchett. I sometimes refer to her as Anne as she is a close personal friend.

Retired DOY is Mrs. Dawson, who has cancer if you weren't aware of it. She's had a hard life as her husband is a drunk and she kicked his drinking buddy out of the basement. She had to though. The drunk husbands buddy wanted to pork her daughter. The daughter wanted to pork someone else, which is why she got married before she completed her Freshmen year in college. Her drunk husbands drinking buddy then tried to commit suicide and was found in a ditch, drunk as a skunk. Did I mention that her husband was a drunk? He must have a out of control drinking problem and spends all the money, both his and hers, on hooch. That might explain why she wanted to go to a church food for the needy give-away looking for free food. Their washing machine must have broke and they couldn't afford to get it fixed because she had to do her landry in a landry mat where she was almost killed by a run away Buick.

To hide her shame, she changed her name. She'll always be Pam Dawson, AKA Greenbriar, to me.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 06:45:44 PM »
Being the gentleman that I am, I don't have any derogatory names for DUmmies.
 
Current DOY is Miss Pritchett. I sometimes refer to her as Anne as she is a close personal friend.

Retired DOY is Mrs. Dawson, who has cancer if you weren't aware of it. She's had a hard life as her husband is a drunk and she kicked his drinking buddy out of the basement. She had to though. The drunk husbands buddy wanted to pork her daughter. The daughter wanted to pork someone else, which is why she got married before she completed her Freshmen year in college. Her drunk husbands drinking buddy then tried to commit suicide and was found in a ditch, drunk as a skunk. Did I mention that her husband was a drunk? He must have a out of control drinking problem and spends all the money, both his and hers, on hooch. That might explain why she wanted to go to a church food for the needy give-away looking for free food. Their washing machine must have broke and they couldn't afford to get it fixed because she had to do her landry in a landry mat where she was almost killed by a run away Buick.

To hide her shame, she changed her name. She'll always be Pam Dawson, AKA Greenbriar, to me.


OMG! Pam has cancer?!?!?!?!
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 06:47:50 PM »
I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.

The primitives have no sense of creativity.

I'd list mine, but there's hundreds of them, too many to list.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 06:50:44 PM »
I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.

The primitives have no sense of creativity.

I should probably have chosen something other than my birth name and rank.

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 06:52:35 PM »
I should probably have chosen something other than my birth name and rank.

*sighs*

That's an excellent screen-name, sir.

In fact, I can't think of anyone here who has a dull screen-name.

The primitives, on the other hand, with this "NNNHI0L" and name-numbers nonsense......
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2011, 06:53:17 PM »
I usually make them up on the fly according to whoever's thread or response I'm commenting on.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2011, 07:02:44 PM »
I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.

The primitives have no sense of creativity.

I'd list mine, but there's hundreds of them, too many to list.

You are very good at creating nicknames that play off the specific primitive's name.

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2011, 07:05:35 PM »
I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.

The primitives have no sense of creativity.

I'd list mine, but there's hundreds of them, too many to list.

Come on now, Frank...

Top 5?

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2011, 07:35:30 PM »
Nadinbrzezinski - NoBrainZezinski
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2011, 07:42:15 PM »
I personally just type Nadin, then do a keyboard pound, and put "ski" at the end.  :lmao:

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2011, 08:35:09 PM »
Stinky =  the scoops poop kid.

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2011, 08:52:21 PM »
One all encompassing name:  DUmbass.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2011, 09:08:14 PM »
Hey! Whats that smell? = Stinky the Clown

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2011, 08:05:40 AM »
Come on now, Frank...

Top 5?

This was before your time, sir, but I consider my most-creative re-baptizing as being "Fat Che."

Fat Che of course is the long-ago mausoleumed Ben Burch; he's an "administrator" on the Rancid Rhodes website now, having ticked off my fellow alum by trying to have one too many fund-raisers for his depraved White Tulip (or whatever flower it is) Society.

Fat Che, from Elgin, Illinois, is about 400 pounds, near-sighted, asthmatic, and 55 years old, give or take a couple of years.

His belly sags down in front of him as if an apron.

Fat Che has a thing about "fisting"--although it's heterosexual in abuse, not homosexual as many seem to think.  He gets his jollies out of jamming his big fat arm up the personal part of women.

We know this because Fat Che has advertised on web-sites before, asking for women who like this sort of thing.

Anyway, Fat Che as Ben Burch on Skins's island was always advocating revolution, assassination, and general mayhem.

One day when Fat Che was ranting on, a "picture" (remember, for me, words are "pictures") suddenly sprang out--that of a really fat ageing near-sighted asthmatic, wearing a bandanna, one arm with a machine gun uplifted into the air, storming the ramparts, his sagging belly flopping in front of him.

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2011, 10:27:19 AM »
The picture of his infatuation with "fisting," (who the **** would do that, of like it done?!) and his arm being a "machine gun" was not wanted, Frank.  :rotf:

I've heard you, and others mention Fat Che before, but never in such detail. I've known about the Wilted Rose Society for some time now, and Tokyo Rhode's forum. Now that I have even more info about who frequents those sites, I'll avoid them like an enhanced version of the plague.

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2011, 11:57:02 AM »
Whore with no shame = Horse with no name

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2011, 04:56:11 PM »
I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.

The primitives have no sense of creativity.

I'd list mine, but there's hundreds of them, too many to list.

That, and they really don't do justice for their online personalities.

For instance, RandomThoughts = RandomLunacies, nadabresinsky, ( or what ever the hell it is ) = NadaBrainInsly, etc, etc....

Eta:

Hey! Whats that smell? = Stinky the Clown


Yeah, I call 'im "StinkFinger", since puttin' his finger up a cat's ass is as close as he gets to any sexual experience.

What else would explain his thorough disgust of life itself in this country?
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2011, 07:23:07 PM »
Stink Bomb for Stinky

Nada lick of sense for our current leader for DOTY

Not mine but a favorite Horse with no brain for the one with no name.

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I've never said it here but I always think Hippy wife should just be called Big Butt, or maybe just Bertha for short  :-)

GreenDemtenbriarjeep or what ever the **** she calls herself today, will always just be plain Pam, the second stupidest person on the internets

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2012, 12:19:22 PM »
This thread's thirteen months old, but the lurking, uh, "guests" have been reading it.

Time for a resurrection, for corrections and additions.
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« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2012, 12:34:41 PM »
Resurrections are aways good.
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« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2012, 12:35:37 PM »
     mike_c is Meathead to me (compare Mike Stivic)

     I also prefer TheMasticatorofNutsacks to TheMastersNemesis.

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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2012, 12:42:02 PM »
    mike_c is Meathead to me (compare Mike Stivic)

     I also prefer TheMasticatorofNutsacks to TheMastersNemesis.

     Others will come to me.

I always liked "the Leona Helmsley of DUmmieland" for the flyarm primitive, but she's now gone alas, gone to the elm-clustered shores.

For the longest time, I thought flyarm was the wealthiest of the primitives, but recent revelations show that the kpete primitive is even better off.

I just call the kpete primitive "the rich bitch."
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« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2012, 12:46:58 PM »
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