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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #50 on: February 22, 2011, 04:33:24 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 22, 2011, 04:28:40 PM
OMG! that's a lipstick tube! I started using that avatar when Sarah ran, it's when she was talking about lipstick. So Stinky has a crush on me?

Stinky is probably so drunk he can't tell the difference between lipstick and a cigarette.

I don't know about the crush...perhaps he weighs enough to crush you.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #51 on: February 22, 2011, 04:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 22, 2011, 04:33:24 PM
Stinky is probably so drunk he can't tell the difference between lipstick and a cigarette.

I don't know about the crush...perhaps he weighs enough to crush you.

Since we can't talk to him over there because they don't believe in free speech and their arguments would be crushed, why doesn't he just come over here? I'd welcome him.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #52 on: February 22, 2011, 04:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 22, 2011, 04:36:30 PM
Since we can't talk to him over there because they don't believe in free speech and their arguments would be crushed, why doesn't he just come over here? I'd welcome him.

You answered your own question. His arguments would be crushed, much like his balls in Sparkly's hands.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #53 on: February 22, 2011, 04:47:12 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 22, 2011, 04:44:11 PM
You answered your own question. His arguments would be crushed, much like his balls in Sparkly's hands.

Ewwwww, he has foreplay? :???:
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #54 on: February 22, 2011, 04:52:14 PM »
We can talk freely over here. We can say Democrat Underground here. We can say Conservative Cave. We can say Conservative Underground.

Stinky has to speak in pig Latin at the DUmp to allude to us.
Democrats are all about that freedom stuff huh Stink?
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #55 on: February 22, 2011, 04:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 22, 2011, 04:47:12 PM
Ewwwww, he has foreplay? :???:

It may be foreplay for Stinky, but it's all about control for Sparkly.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #56 on: February 22, 2011, 04:59:29 PM »
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #57 on: February 22, 2011, 05:19:39 PM »
Stinky is so typical of a DUmmie. Too much of a coward to leave the one place that offers no alternative ideas.

Hey Stinky! You guys like to speak truth to power. Come over here and make a statement. If you need to burn your mole, go ahead. You can make another.

You guys like to present arguments that no puke can answer. Now is the chance! think of the bragging rights you might have had if you could but name our forum.

1) we won't ban you for presenting a liberal point of view. We might ask that you back things up, but there will be no auto ban.
2) make a blog and post the exchange for all the world to see.
3) if you burn your mole here, I will burn mine there. I know I will get banned almost right away, but I will go to a thread of your choice and reveal myself. You can even warn the mods that I'm coming.

So there you go, you can speak truth to power, and get rid of a conservative mole at the same time.
What have you got to loose?
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #58 on: February 22, 2011, 06:09:47 PM »
^ Offer him food stamps, or weed free of charge. Maybe a case of Budweiser, some Fresh Step, or Friskies. Those are the only things I can see him being enticed by.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #59 on: February 22, 2011, 06:13:51 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on February 22, 2011, 06:09:47 PM
^ Offer him food stamps, or weed free of charge. Maybe a case of Budweiser, some Fresh Step, or Friskies. Those are the only things I can see him being enticed by.

I dunno, but Stinky started a lot of pro Ghey threads in the past, so offering him steven numbers might satisfy them both.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #60 on: February 22, 2011, 06:14:54 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 22, 2011, 03:14:22 PM
I never get mentioned.

Man, I'm just not trying hard enough.

Me too.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2011, 06:19:09 PM »
Lurking primitives may want to consult

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53305.0.html

the announcement of the sparkling husband primitive as the #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010, which franksolich considers the best piece he ever wrote, about a top primitive.

Alas, I made the sparkling husband primitive famous, and all I got was.....nothing.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2011, 06:23:31 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 22, 2011, 06:14:54 PM
Me too.

I'm pretty sure the 'Oh My' in Stinky's first post was intended for you--

Sadly though - I seem to have missed the party again. :(
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #63 on: February 22, 2011, 06:37:48 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 22, 2011, 06:19:09 PM
Lurking primitives may want to consult

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53305.0.html

the announcement of the sparkling husband primitive as the #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010, which franksolich considers the best piece he ever wrote, about a top primitive.

Alas, I made the sparkling husband primitive famous, and all I got was.....nothing.
Yes, I keep forgetting Stinky's career choice. Always thought it odd, his career and his choice to be a DUmmie.
But they do seem to go together quite well. I guess democrats are just that much easier to bribe.

Coach, it was well written!
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2011, 06:40:37 PM »
Quote from: miskie on February 22, 2011, 06:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure the 'Oh My' in Stinky's first post was intended for you--

Sadly though - I seem to have missed the party again. :(

There's lots of primitives who use "Oh my", and the origin of the phrase is well-known.

I should've copyrighted it.

We had one primitive visiting over here (registered member) some months ago, who frankly admitted he read franksolich, and fell into the habit of using "Oh my" in his own posts on Skins's island.

It's sort of like the time the now-banished Leona Helmsley of DUmmieland, the "flyarm" primitive, during the Scamdal used every single one of franksolich's words when he explained what spooking cattle does to people; these were words not in common usage, utterly and distinctively franksolichian, and there's no way Leona, who had been an airline stewardess back when airplanes still had propellers, would've used them without having first read franksolich.

It was then, about six years ago, that I started using at least one little-used-but-commonly-understood word in most posts, to see if primitives would pick up the word; I'm quite naturally interested in who's reading me.

But for some reason, the primitives haven't used "boryborygmous;" maybe the word's too long for them.

edited to correct a misspelled word; sorry for the inconvenience, and carry on.....
« Last Edit: February 22, 2011, 06:42:58 PM by franksolich »
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2011, 06:40:50 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 22, 2011, 06:14:54 PM
Me too.

frank, the Oh My was totally a shoutout to you.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2011, 06:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 22, 2011, 06:40:50 PM
frank, the Oh My was totally a shoutout to you.

I think the anthropologist part as well.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2011, 06:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 22, 2011, 06:40:50 PM
frank, the Oh My was totally a shoutout to you.

I've explained the "Oh my" phrase, which dates back several years.

It's the same sort of "Oh my" that one ejaculates when coming across someone in a squeamishly embarrassing situation.

I used the all-too-frequent example (at least in my own life) of people who don't lock bathroom doors.  Since I can't hear, I'm not going to hear someone shouting at me as I open an unlocked door.  Bathrooms in Nebraska have locks on them, but there's some who forget to use them......

Well, it's not my fault they didn't lock the door, and I came across them in a compromising position.

That's the sense in which I use "Oh my"--surprise at what I've just found.

And the primitives, when getting around to discovering the existence of the DUmpster, usually have the same shocked surprise and embarrassment of the guy sitting on the commode, caught with his pants down.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2011, 06:55:18 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 22, 2011, 04:30:31 PM
OK, I think he's means EC is smoking hot in her pic, so he has a crush on her, whew!

God I hope not.
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #69 on: February 22, 2011, 06:57:12 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 22, 2011, 06:50:22 PM
I've explained the "Oh my" phrase, which dates back several years.

It's the same sort of "Oh my" that one ejaculates when coming across someone in a squeamishly embarrassing situation.

I used the all-too-frequent example (at least in my own life) of people who don't lock bathroom doors.  Since I can't hear, I'm not going to hear someone shouting at me as I open an unlocked door.  Bathrooms in Nebraska have locks on them, but there's some who forget to use them......

Well, it's not my fault they didn't lock the door, and I came across them in a compromising position.

That's the sense in which I use "Oh my"--surprise at what I've just found.

And the primitives, when getting around to discovering the existence of the DUmpster, usually have the same shocked surprise and embarrassment of the guy sitting on the commode, caught with his pants down.

Or in the cat box, searching for din-din. :tongue: :fuelfire:

And, EC, I think you're hot.  That's got to count for something. O-)
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #70 on: February 22, 2011, 07:07:32 PM »
^ Ditto.

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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #71 on: February 22, 2011, 08:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on February 22, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
^ Ditto.

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Now, remember everybody, be on the lookout for a primitive on Skins's island using the word "conservativecave," or God forbid, linking to this site.

Any other word or term is okay, but it can't be "conservativecave."

I'm itching to send another clarebootheluce gmail to my fellow alum, ratting on a primitive for violating his rules.

Skins's island has lots and lots of rules, nearly all of which get violated all the time.

Skins's island has rules against racism, sexism, elitism, violent language, abusive language, threatening language, but no point in complaining to Skins about those violations--all one gets back is, "this is democraticunderground; what do you expect?"

But my fellow alum's somewhat more severe in his rule about conservativecave.

And so essentially, that's the only worthwhile violation of the rules sent to him.

So please keep the eye open for mention of "conservativecave."
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #72 on: February 22, 2011, 09:15:25 PM »
Well I must confess that I stole that from Stinkys mom.Right after I ****ed her in the ass and shaved her back for her. That funny enough for you , ya human house plant?
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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2011, 09:29:51 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 22, 2011, 06:57:12 PM
Or in the cat box, searching for din-din. :tongue: :fuelfire:

And, EC, I think you're hot.  That's got to count for something. O-)

Quote from: Revolution on February 22, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
^ Ditto.

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Re: DUmmies in denial
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2011, 09:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 22, 2011, 09:29:51 PM
I found Stinky's MOLES!!!!!!!111111

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