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cbayer (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 07:43 PMResponse to Original message137. Locking Until there is some substance behind this rumor, we are locking these speculative threads started by the member you name in your OP and the threads mocking them.We appreciate your understanding and assistance.Tears,cbayerDU Moderator
Leopold/Pitt all over again.
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on September 10, 2008, 06:23:07 PMLeopold/Pitt all over again.they are either anticipating the next huge, series storey, or insisting that it has toast and jam. 100% of the time. there are only 3 or 4 different threads at DU, if you think about it, but a thousand very tiny variations.
Quote from: Wretched Excess on September 10, 2008, 08:36:17 PMQuote from: blitzkrieg_17 on September 10, 2008, 06:23:07 PMLeopold/Pitt all over again.they are either anticipating the next huge, series storey, or insisting that it has toast and jam. 100% of the time. there are only 3 or 4 different threads at DU, if you think about it, but a thousand very tiny variations.They have never fully recovered from the events of 5-12-06. And all of us had front-row seats.
National Enquirer hounds John Edwards for months. Silence on DU. National Enquirer does a hit piece without a named source or solid evidence. DUmpgasm. The shit hit the fan all right. The DUmmies just forgot which way it was pointed.
Don't make me read through all these posts :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?
Quote from: Willow on September 10, 2008, 09:26:32 PMDon't make me read through all these posts did the sh** hit the fan or not? In a word: No.
Don't make me read through all these posts did the sh** hit the fan or not?
Sarah Palin Has CootiesPoor Repuglikkkans think they have a dream ticket on their hands, but startling revelations are now coming to light that will put the final nail in the coffin of John McSame's illegal and immoral candidacy: Sarah Palin has cooties.Apparently, McSame didn't thoroughly vett his darling little bimbot before choosing her for his running mate. Then again, the senile old man doesn't know how many houses he owns...how can he be expected to know whether or not his own Veep has cooties? He'll probably deny she even has cooties or try to bury the truth. But the folks over at Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground have it on good authority that Sarah Palin does indeed have Cooties, and that her daughter is a slut (and not even the good kind of slut - she's keeping her baby). But more importantly, Sarah Palin has Cooties. Can working families who are facing mortgage foreclosures, unemployment, and skyrocketing gas prices thanks to Bush's failed economic policies really afford putting someone with Cooties a mere heartbeat away from the presidency? And how exactly can a Cootie-sufferer find the time to perform her duties as Vice President while raising five kids, one of whom is a slut? Perhaps Palin should just go back to Alaska and concentrate on being a Mom and finding a cure for those Cooties of hers. No one is really sure how Cooties are transmitted, but the general consensus is that you get them by being a pro-life, pro-drilling, Christian Conservative member of the NRA...and by kissing *YUCK!* boys. Any Hillary supporters or Evangelical Christians who do not want Cooties would be advised to refrain from voting for McSame/Palin this November.
Hold on! I've found it!!!QuoteSarah Palin Has CootiesPoor Repuglikkkans think they have a dream ticket on their hands, but startling revelations are now coming to light that will put the final nail in the coffin of John McSame's illegal and immoral candidacy: Sarah Palin has cooties.Apparently, McSame didn't thoroughly vett his darling little bimbot before choosing her for his running mate. Then again, the senile old man doesn't know how many houses he owns...how can he be expected to know whether or not his own Veep has cooties? He'll probably deny she even has cooties or try to bury the truth. But the folks over at Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground have it on good authority that Sarah Palin does indeed have Cooties, and that her daughter is a slut (and not even the good kind of slut - she's keeping her baby). But more importantly, Sarah Palin has Cooties. Can working families who are facing mortgage foreclosures, unemployment, and skyrocketing gas prices thanks to Bush's failed economic policies really afford putting someone with Cooties a mere heartbeat away from the presidency? And how exactly can a Cootie-sufferer find the time to perform her duties as Vice President while raising five kids, one of whom is a slut? Perhaps Palin should just go back to Alaska and concentrate on being a Mom and finding a cure for those Cooties of hers. No one is really sure how Cooties are transmitted, but the general consensus is that you get them by being a pro-life, pro-drilling, Christian Conservative member of the NRA...and by kissing *YUCK!* boys. Any Hillary supporters or Evangelical Christians who do not want Cooties would be advised to refrain from voting for McSame/Palin this November.http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2008/09/sarah-palin-has.htmlThere you have it, folks.
Quote from: Red October on September 10, 2008, 10:15:33 PMHold on! I've found it!!!QuoteSarah Palin Has CootiesPoor Repuglikkkans think they have a dream ticket on their hands, but startling revelations are now coming to light that will put the final nail in the coffin of John McSame's illegal and immoral candidacy: Sarah Palin has cooties.Apparently, McSame didn't thoroughly vett his darling little bimbot before choosing her for his running mate. Then again, the senile old man doesn't know how many houses he owns...how can he be expected to know whether or not his own Veep has cooties? He'll probably deny she even has cooties or try to bury the truth. But the folks over at Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground have it on good authority that Sarah Palin does indeed have Cooties, and that her daughter is a slut (and not even the good kind of slut - she's keeping her baby). But more importantly, Sarah Palin has Cooties. Can working families who are facing mortgage foreclosures, unemployment, and skyrocketing gas prices thanks to Bush's failed economic policies really afford putting someone with Cooties a mere heartbeat away from the presidency? And how exactly can a Cootie-sufferer find the time to perform her duties as Vice President while raising five kids, one of whom is a slut? Perhaps Palin should just go back to Alaska and concentrate on being a Mom and finding a cure for those Cooties of hers. No one is really sure how Cooties are transmitted, but the general consensus is that you get them by being a pro-life, pro-drilling, Christian Conservative member of the NRA...and by kissing *YUCK!* boys. Any Hillary supporters or Evangelical Christians who do not want Cooties would be advised to refrain from voting for McSame/Palin this November.http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2008/09/sarah-palin-has.htmlThere you have it, folks. that's it. the race is over. we can never win over the anti-cootie voters.
Quote from: Willow on September 10, 2008, 09:26:32 PMDon't make me read through all these posts :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not? The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours. :tongue:
Quote from: Chris on September 10, 2008, 10:42:28 PMQuote from: Willow on September 10, 2008, 09:26:32 PMDon't make me read through all these posts did the sh** hit the fan or not? The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours. *bzzzt* joke already done upthread!BS for you!
Quote from: Willow on September 10, 2008, 09:26:32 PMDon't make me read through all these posts did the sh** hit the fan or not? The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.
Quote from: freedumb2003 on September 10, 2008, 10:44:05 PMQuote from: Chris on September 10, 2008, 10:42:28 PMQuote from: Willow on September 10, 2008, 09:26:32 PMDon't make me read through all these posts :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not? The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours. :tongue:*bzzzt* joke already done upthread!BS for you!Yeah, I figured I got beat to it.I will accept your BS.
Quote from: Chris on September 10, 2008, 10:42:28 PMQuote from: Willow on September 10, 2008, 09:26:32 PMDon't make me read through all these posts :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not? The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours. :tongue:*bzzzt* joke already done upthread!BS for you!
The shit hit the fan all right. The DUmmies just forgot which way it was pointed.
