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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2008, 03:15:32 PM »
Well I'm rather disappointed. I fell for another DU breaking news post  :thatsright:
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2008, 03:31:49 PM »
Well I'm rather disappointed. I fell for another DU breaking news post  :thatsright:

Just goes to show you that getting your breaking news through the Democrat Underground is DUmb.  :tongue: :rotf: :lmao:

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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #52 on: September 10, 2008, 04:01:02 PM »
Ha!  This is the thread that brought me to CC today.  The DUmp is having deja vu all over again for the umpteenth time.  It's hilarious to watch as usual! :rotf:

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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #53 on: September 10, 2008, 04:16:48 PM »
Toast ? Legs ? Hello ???  Bueller ???


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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2008, 04:18:12 PM »
Toast ? Legs ? Hello ???  Bueller ???



Hmmm...



Pretty clean as of 5:18 PM EDT.
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #55 on: September 10, 2008, 04:29:21 PM »
Still nothing?


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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #56 on: September 10, 2008, 04:30:44 PM »
Nada.
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #57 on: September 10, 2008, 04:36:37 PM »
It may have already been reported but is so super-duper top secret that the report was only made telepathically.
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #58 on: September 10, 2008, 04:38:54 PM »
It may have already been reported but is so super-duper top secret that the report was only made telepathically.
Maybe those guys were Atman's ninja lawyers.

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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2008, 04:40:56 PM »
It may have already been reported but is so super-duper top secret that the report was only made telepathically.
Maybe those guys were Atman's ninja lawyers.

I wonder if Teh Obamessiah's disciples have the text-message information delivery system perfected yet?
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2008, 04:48:19 PM »
The primitives seem to be miffed.

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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2008, 04:53:35 PM »
It's a bad afternoon for DUmmy lonestarnot, whose stupidity is on display after 30,000 page views, but also for DUmmy Raven's alcoholic offspring. After letting things cool down for over two years, and seeing the monkeys of the DUmp sorely in need of his pompous, gaseous counsel during the election season, it's falling apart. The few DUmmies capable of memory are reminding the rest of the DUmp about "24 business hours", repeatedly mentioning "Fitzmas", and have even slandered poor DUmmy lonestarnot with Pitt comparisons.  I imagine that's humiliating for both DUmmy Pitt and Dummy lonestarnot.

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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2008, 04:55:00 PM »
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-10-08 12:27 PM
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TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
It looks like it's happening now, except that it's your fan that's getting hit. Now, if you don't mind (or even if you do)...


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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2008, 05:16:04 PM »

Has it been 24 business hours yet ?

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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2008, 05:31:16 PM »

Has it been 24 business hours yet ?


Not yet.  18:30 EDT and fan only has dust fuzz.  No signs of defecation.
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2008, 05:32:14 PM »
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« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2008, 05:44:36 PM »
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So, like, what was the huge story about McCain and prescription drugs?

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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2008, 05:52:12 PM »
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So, like, what was the huge story about McCain and prescription drugs?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3968521

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« Last Edit: September 10, 2008, 06:00:12 PM by freedumb2003 »
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2008, 05:57:15 PM »
The plot thickens..

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FWIW... I placed some calls to try to confirm the "big" story rumor.
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One was to my reporter/friend at the Baltimore Sun who covers politics. The other was to my reporter/friend at the Washington Post who covers local DC stuff.

They both said the same thing. Their newsrooms are buzzing about a big story that the Post has brewing on McCain. I pushed further and said, "The rumor I've heard has to do with Alzheimer's." The Sun reporter said, "I'm hearing the same thing." The Post reporter played coy then quickly changed the subject.

So there. I tried to get some actual facts about what was happening, but this is the best I could do. Obviously nothing definitive, but I believe SOMETHING is going on and that lonestarnot will be proven right in the next 24 hours.

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12. My sources are saying the same...
   I wasn't given a time frame, but one source said he was waiting for a third mode of confirmation. On anything truly major, he gets a lot of confirmations from different sources before he runs with a story.

Don't get me wrong, I never doubted lonestarnot... she's not one to get her feathers ruffled over nothing. I just wanted to try to help verify.

Sounds more like setting up an escape hatch for the lone star nut. :-)

On edit..

I just went back to that thread and it has exploded faster then the big bang thing they were talking about.
A fair number of skeptics but even more who are now running off in that direction like lemmings towards a cliff. :rotf:
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2008, 06:07:40 PM »
You know, it just hit me!  What is the best way to build DU 'street cred'?  Claim that you have inside information that'll make all your Obamagasmic dreams come true, and then claim that the story was 'buried' - that you and your friend were threatened by the scary men in the black SUVs and that you can no longer release the story for fear of your personal safety.

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« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2008, 06:12:37 PM »
You know, it just hit me!  What is the best way to build DU 'street cred'?  Claim that you have inside information that'll make all your Obamagasmic dreams come true, and then claim that the story was 'buried' - that you and your friend were threatened by the scary men in the black SUVs and that you can no longer release the story for fear of your personal safety.

It worked for William Ditch.
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2008, 06:23:07 PM »
Leopold/Pitt all over again.
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2008, 06:26:24 PM »
Sorry lonestarnot. The National Enquirer beat you to it.

PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH'S REALLY HIDING

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The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

 THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed.  “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

More shocking allegations from paid unnamed sources at the link. :whatever:

And yet he beat the whiz quiz EVERY ****IN TIME.  Kid's either a genius to beat them or the Enquirer is full of shit.

And having been a guest of Uncle Sam's Canoe Club and his random "Bottle-of-the-Month" club, I'm kinda leaning towards the latter.  I'm guessing these mouth-breathers don't even know they piss-test at MEPS when you DEP in.
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2008, 06:41:35 PM »
National Enquirer hounds John Edwards for months. Silence on DU.

National Enquirer does a hit piece without a named source or solid evidence. DUmpgasm.

The shit hit the fan all right. The DUmmies just forgot which way it was pointed.
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Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2008, 06:53:14 PM »
Man i have all this shit waiting to throw at the fan and nothing.................nothing dammit.

It's starting to smell................though not as bad as a smelly ANSWER hippie ****wad
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