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Offline Houstonguy34

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Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« on: October 04, 2018, 12:38:16 PM »
I would post links but there are too many laughable posts over there right now ranging from coded violence and wanting to put term limits on Supreme Court judges..  Just go over there when you have the time. Lol

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2018, 12:41:18 PM »
I wanted to add : Can you imagine if MASTER NEMESIS was still there? His posts would be epic lol.

They still have crazy Malaise and others so it won’t be boring .

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2018, 01:29:58 PM »
As I always say...a bad day for them is a good day for America.
Help keep America beautiful...deface a liberal.

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2018, 01:36:22 PM »
It's been the most fun since DU came back up in November 2016!!!! The only thing better will be when that old animatron Justice Ginsburg has a fatal system failure and goes down for the last time sometime in the next couple of years and Trump gets to replace her with Amy Coney Barrett.

Is TMN really gone? Thought he was just kicked out of DU Jr.


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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2018, 01:40:42 PM »
It's been the most fun since DU came back up in November 2016!!!! The only thing better will be when that old animatron Justice Ginsburg has a fatal system failure and goes down for the last time sometime in the next couple of years and Trump gets to replace her with Amy Coney Barrett.

Is TMN really gone? Thought he was just kicked out of DU Jr.

I was going to ask the same thing. That would be an absolute shame if it is true. Best thing that happened to DU since TominTib, Distressedamerican and Nadin.  :(
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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2018, 01:56:36 PM »
I have not seen him since his alerted post incident...  So I don’t know

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2018, 04:47:52 PM »
Sounds like Amazon has jobs even Mexicans won't do! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :-)
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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2018, 04:48:56 PM »
Best thing that happened to DU since TominTib, Distressedamerican and Nadin.  :(

I can't let this go without an Underground Panther mention... :)

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2018, 06:00:57 PM »
I can't let this go without an Underground Panther mention... :)

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2018, 07:04:38 PM »
I can't let this go without an Underground Panther mention... :)

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2018, 08:37:58 PM »
I would post links but there are too many laughable posts over there right now ranging from coded violence and wanting to put term limits on Supreme Court judges..  Just go over there when you have the time. Lol

complete with "If we lose, we really win" thread...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11234127

It should be even better after the actual vote

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2018, 09:06:18 PM »
It should be even better after the actual vote

Dummies will be melting down like ice cream on a hot sidewalk. I can see the "Rapist on the USSC" threads now.  It should rank right up there with GW Bush defeating Kerry in 2004.
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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2018, 10:09:04 PM »
I'm a touch fearful that we will have murders and bombings at the hands of the insane left.  Hopefully I'm wrong. 
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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2018, 02:55:16 PM »
I'm a touch fearful that we will have murders and bombings at the hands of the insane left.  Hopefully I'm wrong.

They may not want to go there.  All sorts of armed conservatives are itching to ‘settle scores.’
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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2018, 03:13:53 PM »
They may not want to go there.  All sorts of armed conservatives are itching to ‘settle scores.’

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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2018, 06:21:42 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2018, 06:36:40 PM »
Just peeked behind the curtain at the super secret FB site for disgruntled DUmmies.  They aren't in much better of a mood.

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2018, 07:03:10 PM »
About the Canada escape:

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8. You better have a lot of money to invest or an essential skill.

To be eligible to become a permanent residence of Canada under the Federal Investor Immigration Program, you had to make an $800,000 investment. You would have had to prove your minimal net worth of at least twice as much, and that it was legally obtained.

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2018, 07:47:47 PM »
To the "white conservative evangelical," I'm done with you. As what follows will show, you never have and know nothing of me.

I heard you when you said "I can't vote for her, she's against my beliefs." You heard your imagination, because I've never made religious belief the sole or primary factor in voting. If the reference here is to Hillary, I voted against her corruption, ineptitude, and arrogance.

But Nazi's march,and you are silent. Members of my family fought the Nazis and Imperialist Japanese. What was wrong then is wrong now.

Gays are bashed, and you are silent. I oppose violence against all law-abiding people, including gays. Progressives cannot truthfully say the same.

Refuges starve, and you are silent. My church, among its many activities, assists refugees.

Children are stripped from their parents, and you are silent. Someone, unsurprisingly, is over-simplifying issues arising from illegal immigration. And, also unsurprisingly, is unaware of things many Evangelicals speak on the several issues.

Women are assaulted and I hear "but our boys." Evangelicals are as concerned about the falsely accused as they are about the assaulted. Evangelicals also know that the Bible, from Moses through Paul, forbids criminal punishment without proof.

Children are shot and I hear "but our guns." False choice. Guns are tools, used by murderers, and by people defending themselves, their families, and their property. Disarming the law-abiding makes them easier targets for criminals.

Other religions are attacked and I hear "but our Bible." What, unsurprising, ignorance! And it's funny. How many times have I heard Israel-haters and other antisemites attack Evangelicals for supporting Jews?

Families die of hunger and disease and I hear "but the unborn." Ever heard of The Salvation Army? Ever heard of Samaritan's Purse? Ever heard of World Vision? Ever heard of Compassion International?

People die from no Healthcare and I hear "but our money." I guess someone is so ignorant of things Christian that they've never noticed all the hospitals with Bible-derived names. Similarly, this same someone seems to be ignorant of Mercy Ships.

No more do I hear "do unto others." No more do I hear "do unto the least of these." No more do I hear "you will know them by their love." No more do I hear "love each other as I have loved you." You don't hear these because you've never listened.

So, no more do you have any sway, or power, or authority, in any way. You have made your own burial mounds, and let the dead bury the dead. Your silence is deafening, and your time is past. The end. Christians faithful to the Lord and his Word have survived more than your ignorance, bigotry and hatred, Patrick Nobles. We hope you do as well.
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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2018, 08:14:08 PM »
What about......Russia!

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Re: Omg DU is a comedy goldmine ..
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2018, 09:17:35 PM »
About the Canada escape:
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8. You better have a lot of money to invest or an essential skill.

To be eligible to become a permanent residence of Canada under the Federal Investor Immigration Program, you had to make an $800,000 investment. You would have had to prove your minimal net worth of at least twice as much, and that it was legally obtained.

Actually it is 3 million CDN (which is now about 2.8 million).  For a DUmmie it might as well be a gillion or $100K -- the distance is astronomical from their abilities.
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