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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on July 09, 2019, 02:33:20 PM
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TEB (4,790 posts)
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My spirit animal No Boog we're not gonna rumble with the corgis
Got off work came home loaded the zodiac and the rods reels up. Want to hit lake to bass fish streams and river still high and muddy to fish. Plan is pick up our sons 16:30 from horse farm load the bikes up and hit it hard.
So my wife comes out mister boog is wanting to go with you. I was trying to cut him some slack because last several days he’s really limping. Even on his anti inflammatory vet medicine, ok I just cannot say no. So we stop get gas and then I stop at local pizza place so the troops can eat on way too the lake.
Inside the pizza shop as the pizza wasn’t ready yet. I could hear loudmouth running his lips WOOF WOOF WOOF. As I got to the Tacoma I knew why parked next to us was a Subaru with two corgis, and they were talking smack Wright back. Getting into the pickup oh boy pizza oh shit strange dogs I gotta chew ass man cover me while I move and bark come on man let’s kick ass corgis in the open. WTB what the biscuits as I’m backing out man they got Maryland tags they’re foreigners after our pizza.
I stopped trying along time ago to keep passenger side window and controls clean of dog slobber dog nose prints why even try. So as we sit here boog is looking at me. Hey man what is the plans for the pizza in the back wag wag. I said boog everybody has a cool spirit animal I have you , boog says pizza is a boog dogs spirit animal man.
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Ohiogal (10,102 posts)
2. You are so fortunate to have the Boog to defend the slobbered up Tacoma that is your turf, from those dreaded foreign Corgis. He deserves a slice of pizza or three.
TEB (4,790 posts)
9. He scored
Don’t tell miss Sophie
Star Member panader0 (18,719 posts)
14. What breed is boog? Maybe a mix?
I live in the boonies and a dog showed up years ago and adopted me.
Steiner. He grew into a 125 lb alpha dog. All four of my kids could sit on
his back when they were little.
I once got a phone call from a friend who said he was parked outside.
I said c'mon in. He said he couldn't because of the huge dog staring in his
rolled up car window. Also a slobberer.
TEB (4,790 posts)
15. Chocolate lab
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That was quite an incomprehensible word salad to say that TEB went to get pizza before going fishing, took his master along, and his master barked at some dogs in the car parked next to TEB's.
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Six english teachers just committed suicide after reading that!! :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao:
I bet at times old Boog wonders how did I get stuck with a dousche bag like this? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Six english teachers just committed suicide after reading that!! :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao:
I bet at times old Boog wonders how did I get stuck with a dousche bag like this? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Has anyone in his family seriously considered that he had a stroke in the recent past?
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Six english teachers just committed suicide after reading that!! :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao:
I bet at times old Boog wonders how did I get stuck with a dousche bag like this? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
If I were in a mood to be charitable, I'd say that it was probably Boog that actually typed that post, so his creativity with spelling and grammar could be forgiven.
But where's the fun in that?
Far more likely just TEB's damaged DNA making its presence known.
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Has anyone in his family seriously considered that he had a stroke in the recent past?
Aphasia. I am pretty sure a lot of DUmmies suffer from it. I am surprised none of them are trying to get on SSDI because of it.
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Six english teachers just committed suicide after reading that!! :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao:
I bet at times old Boog wonders how did I get stuck with a dousche bag like this? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Let's ask The Boog what he thinks of ol' TEB...
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/in_jF1W3jUg/maxresdefault.jpg)
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