sfexpat2000 (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-04-08 01:03 PM
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26. Voter caging. You will need to find out how to defend your vote.
The Republicans are doing this all over the place in swing states especially, though. They ID people who will vote with the Democrats and challenge their right to vote. It's illegal and that doesn't stop them.
That is correct. Nothing stops us. Ever.
Not impotent DUmmie rants.
Not Global Warming(TM).
Not indictments that take 24 business hours.
Not every single little socialist run city voting for Chimpeachment.
We are Conservatives!
We are the Authors of Reality!
Masters of Time-Space and Dimension!
Space Ghosts Coast to Coast!
We are everywhere and nowhere.
Every crumb in the bottom of your toaster is one of our listening devices!
Every fly, every gnat, every mosquito works for us.
When you think you hear the wind laughing at your through the trees, it is, the wind works for us too.
So, we'll be sure that when you go out to vote for Hillary or Obama you will vote for John McCain because we can. You said so yourself. And why would you say it if it weren't true? Huh?
All your caged voters are belong to us!
Caged Voters! Man, that sounds like a 1970's exploitation film. Let's send Roger Coreman the title and $100 and see what he can do with it.