They really aren't happy unless everyone is as miserable as they are huh?
Oh, Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, is the examplar of that.
Born and raised in the New York City area, Oscar Wilde had a chance to become a Wall Street wizard, to become enormously wealthy, but then threw it all overboard in a hissy fit.
I'm not sure what Oscar Wilde does down in Florida now--I suspect he's a nurse's aide or something in an old folks' home, but don't quote me on that--but man, Oscar's not wild about Florida either. He despises the state, despise the good people there.