Awwwww, they love our frank.
Remember madam, that some weeks ago I "felt" so "threatened" by the sparkling husband primitive that I brought up the issue with law enforcement out here on the eastern slope of the Sandhills of Nebraska, after which they issued a "look out for" bulletin for strangers of Italianate derivation, Italians being a scarce, and even nonexistent, commodity out here, and thus easy to detect.
So if the sparkling husband primitive's business associates, such as Sledgehammer Manny, Face-Buster Louie, Girlie-Man Sal, Vito the Falcon, Bug-Eyed Gus, Lame-Legs Mario, Toothless Silvestro, Lucky Lido, Charlie the Turtle, Scarface Gino, Antonio the Ham, Vinnie Pantaloons, or even the sparkling husband primitive himself, show up, they'll have some explaining to do, about the baseball bats found in the trunk.