This one time, at band camp...
Big ****in' deal! I and about five other kids got one durin' my high school years, and I played the damn Baritone! Miniature tuba for those who never heard of one. We used the same music as the trombone players. It sounded pretty much the same, too. We just didn't have to slide the ****er to make noise.
This is supposed to be some kind of outstanding achievement? They pretty much hand those out to all the first chairs if you hold them long enough!
What worries me is, it still became a teacher, and is fillin' skulls full of mush with her liberal vomit! They're oughta be a law!