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Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« on: January 02, 2011, 04:49:00 PM »
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 02:26 PM
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Twitter is lighting up, saying that Michelle O is expecting.
   
If so, I guess Wanda Sykes was right.

What would Sykes know! She's a dyke.

Anyway. I wonder who the Daddy is? I put my money on the janitor. Trash co-mingling with the trash collector.

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12. Well, every indication is they have a better sex life, I'll say it!
   
I get a creepy feeling about the bedroom of Bushy and Laura.

After the twins, I'm betting they scheduled booty time when she was drunk, even if Bush's ears WERE big. Most Republicans are a little uneasy with mammalian sex, aren't they?

And you know this how?

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8. I hadn't heard anything about this until now....BUT I have to say
   
that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.

She just has a fat ass. Nothing's changed.

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14. LOL!
   
I can just see the wingnuts pulling out their hair and ripping at their garments. Yes, I can!

To the visiting DUmmy's, I've seen it all. I was raised on a farm.

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18. Pregnant with Bat Boy, perhaps?

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24. Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!
   

I like to keep ahead of the next birther meme.

We gotta change that law.


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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2011, 04:51:42 PM »
I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2011, 04:53:27 PM »
Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2011, 04:58:33 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.

The courts said no dogs. Didn't mention other animals.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2011, 05:00:37 PM »
She better lay off the 'roids. I hear they're not good for the fetus.


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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 05:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on January 02, 2011, 04:53:27 PM
Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?

Yes. They said she should have gotten an abortion. Wonder if they'll advocate the same for Mm my bell.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2011, 05:05:12 PM »
If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html

What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?

Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.


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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 05:10:25 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 02, 2011, 05:01:18 PM
Yes. They said she should have gotten an abortion. Wonder if they'll advocate the same for Mm my bell.

I believe Barry is on record as not wanting to burden his girls with an unwanted pregnency.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2011, 05:15:09 PM »
I think jberryhill 24. has accidentally hit on the right answer  Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!

Now who's duh daddy is another question but as usual the taxpayers will be picking up the bill.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2011, 05:16:48 PM »
I don't see anything on the Drudge Report about this, and Drudge usually knows stuff long before anybody else does.

I think Mr. Lamond Dorkio is either lying to the primitives, or it's a false alarm.

It ain't so until Drudge says it is.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2011, 05:19:14 PM »
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that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.

Because everything on Twitter is true.

They need to adopt a shelter puppy instead of contributing to global warming.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2011, 05:19:41 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 02, 2011, 05:05:12 PM
If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html

What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?

Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.




Beat me to it.  I should have read this thread before replying.  haha
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2011, 05:23:15 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.


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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2011, 05:27:44 PM »
How about just rentin a womb for :


elton-john-and-david-furnish-welcome-first-child


Ok Ok I know..... :whistling:
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2011, 05:35:47 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
Beat me to it.  I should have read this thread before replying.  haha

You know what they say, great minds think alike.
In this case my not so great mind was thinking like your great mind.  :-)
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2011, 05:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 02, 2011, 05:05:12 PM
If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html

What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?

Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.



A shelter puppy, or adopt... 

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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2011, 05:56:56 PM »
Michelle is 46...it's always possible.

My stepmother had my brother when she was 46. At the time, her youngest child was 18 and oldest was 26. This is back before amnio was done and ultrasounds didn't exist either, expectant mothers smoked and drank alcohol....she did both. My brother was full term, weighed an ounce or two over 5lbs. He was always healthy, is 43, 6'4", incredibly intelligent with a Master's in Business Engineering from Northwestern and a great job. But he was a spoiled brat and defined "wild child"!
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2011, 05:57:02 PM »
anything to make O's approval ratings go up I'm sure! Can you imagine? If it turns out to be true, the media will fawn all over Teh Wun's impending spawn.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2011, 06:04:36 PM »
Was this whole thing started by some Canuckistanian psychic?

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PREDICTION: Michelle Obama will have another baby.

Nikki predicts that the President’s daughters Malia and Sasha will get a brand-new sibling—or two! It could be a boy or a girl, but is more likely a set of twins, she says.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2011, 06:15:13 PM »
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8. I hadn't heard anything about this until now....BUT I have to say that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2011, 06:23:38 PM »
The first marxist linebacker pregnant?

Is this true?

Or is it a "hail Mary"?
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2011, 06:24:28 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 02, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:

Yes, they all tend to eat well on the taxpayers dime.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2011, 06:26:42 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 02, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:

Michelle did take that trip to Spain without her hubby.  Maybe some guy knocked her up?  When was that trip.. September?
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2011, 06:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2011, 06:26:42 PM
Michelle did take that trip to Spain without her hubby.  Maybe some guy knocked her up?  When was that trip.. September?

Sept., Oct., Nov., Dec......whoa....it is about time to start showing a little bit....and she has been acting like she's eating for two lately.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2011, 06:32:06 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 02, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
Sept., Oct., Nov., Dec......whoa....it is about time to start showing a little bit....and she has been acting like she's eating for two lately.
I thought that was normal for her?? :naughty: :fuelfire:
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