Beans and DUmmies have a lot in common...they're both full of hot, smelly gases.
I'm surprised the Treasonous Bastard primitive hasn't weighed in on this.
It was about a couple of years ago that the Treasonous Bastard primitive boasted about how kind, how generous, how charitable he was, donating a pot of cooked beans to a place that serves the homeless dinner during the day.
But before doing that, the Treasonous Bastard primitive inquired of the cooking-and-baking primitives for the cheapest sort of beans one could buy and cook.
But that's not all.
All the Treasonous Bastard primitive did was boil the beans in water, adding a little bit of salt.
Just plain old boiled beans, nothing more.
And then the Treasonous Bastard primitive expressed disappointment the homeless didn't chow down on it, finish it off. He thought them ungrateful, the jerks, not appreciating plain boiled beans.
And.....and.....and at the same time, the Treasonous Bastard primitive elsewhere was boasting about the cuisine he was fixing for himself--
petits rouleaux de boeuf, veau a l'Italienne, pouding au poulet a la mode du sud, souffle aux asperges, those sorts of fine dining.