http://www.myspace.com/undergroundpanther
Barf bag alert.
UGP put the "UG" in "UGLY"....
She's so ugly, if you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, you'd see these pictures....
She's so ugly, when she walks into a room, the mice jump onto chairs....
She's so ugly, when 2 guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "RAPE!", and they yelled "NO!"
She's so ugly, she's known as a "2 bagger". That's when you wear a bag on YOUR head, in case the bag on HER head comes off....
She's so ugly, she's Planned Parenthood's poster child for birth control....