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Offline BannedFromDU

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Hey, lurking DUmmies. You still think we should all be masked up
« on: June 24, 2022, 04:52:35 PM »
but heaven forbid you hippies slip a rubber on your johnson when you go to poke the pink or purple haired harridans you
meet online.

Why is that? Just use a rubber. What, are you afraid it'll keep slipping off?
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: Hey, lurking DUmmies. You still think we should all be masked up
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2022, 05:04:35 PM »
Because rubbers actually work and mask don't just like DUmbass Duchebags.
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Re: Hey, lurking DUmmies. You still think we should all be masked up
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2022, 05:11:30 PM »
Have you SEEN these freaks?

Their personalities alone are better birth control than triple-bias, steel belted radial condoms.

If that doesn't turn you off, standing within 2 meters of their "personal effervescence" should be enough to counteract overdose levels of Viagra faster than a shot of Narcan on opioids.

Personally, rather than engage in a "romantic interlude" with one of these moonbats I'd much prefer masturbating with a cheese grater. It's got a greater chance of being satisfying...
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Re: Hey, lurking DUmmies. You still think we should all be masked up
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2022, 06:01:51 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 24, 2022, 04:52:35 PM
but heaven forbid you hippies slip a rubber on your johnson when you go to poke the pink or purple haired harridans you
meet online.

Why is that? Just use a rubber. What, are you afraid it'll keep slipping off?

Leftist wymyn are willing sperm recipients but not ready to accept the consequences.
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Re: Hey, lurking DUmmies. You still think we should all be masked up
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2022, 08:41:03 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 24, 2022, 04:52:35 PM
but heaven forbid you hippies slip a rubber on your johnson when you go to poke the pink or purple haired harridans you
meet online.

Why is that? Just use a rubber. What, are you afraid it'll keep slipping off?
They do what they can, but impotent rage can manifest itself in the physical. They don't make condoms small enough for that
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Hey, lurking DUmmies. You still think we should all be masked up
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2022, 12:48:33 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 24, 2022, 06:01:51 PM
Leftist wymyn are willing sperm recipients but not ready to accept the consequences.

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I would get pregnant … you can’t argue with me, okay? I’m psycho. I would ****ing kill it. I would push myself down the ****ing stairs.
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Re: Hey, lurking DUmmies. You still think we should all be masked up
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2022, 02:57:23 PM »
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I would get pregnant … you can’t argue with me, okay? I’m psycho. I would ****ing kill it. I would push myself down the ****ing stairs.

How exactly does one push herself down the stairs?  :o
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