Whether it's for DUmmie "street cred" or just some inner desire to type endless BS, we've always had a daily share of DUmmie screeds.
Like Bouncy grading, I think the bong ratings should be based on how many DUmmie talking points they can cram into a screed. For example:
How dumb Trump is
Trump is a racist
Trump is a tyrant
Trump is an authoritarian
Trump belongs in jail
Republicans are stupid
Republicans are traitors
Republicans are just plain evil
Hatred of Christians & Christianity
End of democracy
Hate all Trump supporters
Cut off friends
Cut off family
Did I miss any?
Our fine member Happy Fun Ball came up with the "LaydeeBug" bingo card several years ago, based on that loon at the DUmp who now goes by BaltMike (I think).
Can't find the graphic to attach, but here are some of the Bingo Card terms:
Voter machines were hacked/rigged
Gaslight
Treason
Putin
Gerrymander
We're in uncharted waters
They cheated
Stay woke
Racism
Normalize
Don't let them frame the narrative
FBI is the arm of the KGB
Russian Hack
Election Fraud
Coup
Voter Suppression
Punctuated. For. Emphasis.
Stolen Election
Along with the ones you suggested, we at least have a selection to go with IMHO.