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Offline DUmpDiver

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I think we need a bong scoring system for DUmmie screeds
« on: June 21, 2022, 06:28:33 PM »
Whether it's for DUmmie "street cred" or just some inner desire to type endless BS, we've always had a daily share of DUmmie screeds.

Like Bouncy grading, I think the bong ratings should be based on how many DUmmie talking points they can cram into a screed. For example:

How dumb Trump is
Trump is a racist
Trump is a tyrant
Trump is an authoritarian
Trump belongs in jail
Republicans are stupid
Republicans are traitors
Republicans are just plain evil
Hatred of Christians & Christianity
End of democracy
Hate all Trump supporters
Cut off friends
Cut off family

Did I miss any?

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Re: I think we need a bong scoring system for DUmmie screeds
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2022, 07:15:20 PM »
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How dumb Trump is
Trump is a racist
Trump is a tyrant
Trump is an authoritarian
Trump belongs in jail
Republicans are stupid
Republicans are traitors
Republicans are just plain evil
Hatred of Christians & Christianity
End of democracy
Hate all Trump supporters
Cut off friends
Cut off family

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Republicans are panicking
Republicans are infighting
RethugliKKKans
Repugs
The Cons
The truth is coming out
Stolen Supreme Court seats
Trumputin (or any reference to Trump/republicans as Russian allies)
Republican death cult

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Re: I think we need a bong scoring system for DUmmie screeds
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2022, 08:48:44 PM »
Whether it's for DUmmie "street cred" or just some inner desire to type endless BS, we've always had a daily share of DUmmie screeds.

Like Bouncy grading, I think the bong ratings should be based on how many DUmmie talking points they can cram into a screed. For example:

How dumb Trump is
Trump is a racist
Trump is a tyrant
Trump is an authoritarian
Trump belongs in jail
Republicans are stupid
Republicans are traitors
Republicans are just plain evil
Hatred of Christians & Christianity
End of democracy
Hate all Trump supporters
Cut off friends
Cut off family

Did I miss any?

Our fine member Happy Fun Ball came up with the "LaydeeBug" bingo card several years ago, based on that loon at the DUmp who now goes by BaltMike (I think).

Can't find the graphic to attach, but here are some of the Bingo Card terms:

Voter machines were hacked/rigged
Gaslight
Treason
Putin
Gerrymander
We're in uncharted waters
They cheated
Stay woke
Racism
Normalize
Don't let them frame the narrative
FBI is the arm of the KGB
Russian Hack
Election Fraud
Coup
Voter Suppression
Punctuated. For. Emphasis.
Stolen Election

Along with the ones you suggested, we at least have a selection to go with IMHO.
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Re: I think we need a bong scoring system for DUmmie screeds
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2022, 05:44:08 AM »
Did I miss any?

Randomly changing letters to 'Q' - G.Q.P., Requblican, &c.

It's very low effort, so half a bong each at a maximum.

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Re: I think we need a bong scoring system for DUmmie screeds
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2022, 07:48:45 AM »
How about those stupid childish nicknames they come up with?  DeathSentence, DeSatan, tRump, etc.  So moronic.

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Re: I think we need a bong scoring system for DUmmie screeds
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2022, 08:56:46 AM »
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FBI is the arm of the KGB

This one is so close to reality, as the FBI is truly an arm of the DNC and the DNC like the KGB is an arm of communist doctrine.
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Re: I think we need a bong scoring system for DUmmie screeds
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2022, 05:22:12 PM »
that old drunk "Nance" just posted a rant that hits most of these points:

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Cry Me a ****in' River

I've been hearing/reading lately about how the MAGAts are having a hard time accepting what is now irrefutable evidence of Trump's crimes, because it means admitting that they were conned, played, lied to, and ultimately duped.

I don't dispute that analysis for a second. How can you not feel like a fool, once you recognize just how completely you were taken in?

That being said, I have zero sympathy for any of these people - and if they have to "go through some stuff" as reality sets in, it's not like they didn't bring it upon themselves.

They heard the lies - and ignored them. They saw the blatant racism - and embraced it. They witnessed the deliberate cruelty - and they cheered it. They heard the calls to violence - and they heeded the call.

Yes, Trump is a con-artist. But a conman's greatest skill is recognizing his "marks" - people he doesn't need to talk into doing his bidding, but people who talk themselves into doing exactly what he wants them to do.

Being an easily-manipulated idiot isn't a crime punishable by law, but it does have consequences - like having to accept that you've been had by the corrupt, *****-grabbing, violence-promoting, nation-dividing, traitor who you chose to support.

I have no sympathy - I have no there, there, you poor dears. I have no ****s to give for the Dearly Deluded who gave their all to a self-serving grifter who convinced them to abandon all morals, all ethics, all empathy for their fellow human beings in order to line his own pockets while destroying our democracy.

There's something to be said for the poor folk who are now dealing with the truth - and what needs to be said is a hearty, well-intentioned, **** you, you God-damned idiots!

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