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Offline Karin

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The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« on: June 09, 2022, 08:00:28 AM »
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216778182

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My wife asked how all the muricans were at the store getting a paper
I said they are still thinking that Jesus was the only pasty white Caucasian hanging out in the holy land and yes Jesus spoke murican and was totally cool with open carry swords.

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4. Ummm, wth is this post about? nt

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5. What?

That's pretty much it, don't bother rowing over.  That was just cringey DUmb. 

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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2022, 08:09:00 AM »
I'd say that "Boog" got hold of Duncanpup's keyboard, but then the post would make more sense.

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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2022, 08:11:53 AM »
Point 1: I guess it's  :stoner: o'clock somewhere
Point 2: Jesus on swords

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He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.  Luke 22:36 NIV

Romans 6:17-18 But thanks be to God, that you who were once slaves of sin have become obedient from the heart to the standard of teaching to which you were committed, and, having been set free from sin, have become slaves of righteousness.

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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2022, 09:26:46 AM »
More words of wisdom from Duncanpup: 

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Life in Oceania magastan.
Was at local store picking up a paper the regular’s having coffee and biscuits worried about the caravan of pregnant transvestites seeking abortions here in murica and you know the democrats will register them to vote.

Then before you know it they’ll be teaching CRT in dog daycare and none of the doors will have to be locked cuz that how you stop school shootings lock all the doors.

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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2022, 09:57:07 AM »
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Life in Oceania magastan.
Was at local store picking up a paper the regular’s having coffee and biscuits worried about the caravan of pregnant transvestites seeking abortions here in murica and you know the democrats will register them to vote.

Then before you know it they’ll be teaching CRT in dog daycare and none of the doors will have to be locked cuz that how you stop school shootings lock all the doors.

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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2022, 10:17:08 AM »
DUmbest post of the day? Naw. It's only 0815 here in California. It's early. Most of the DUmbasses havent even gotten out of bed. Give it some time. I'm sure some DUmbass will come along later in the day and surpass the stupidity of the above post.
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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2022, 10:19:22 AM »
Prime candidate for a Red flag visit.


He'd still be drunk by the time they got there and have no clue what's going on.

He's admitted several times he has a drinking problem.  He used to be TEB and talked about drinking, a LOT!

My guess is he's on the sauce again.

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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2022, 10:50:10 AM »
I would think that DUmbass Duncanpup (9,972 posts) would have had a higher post count, in the mid five figures, to put up that kind of insane nonsequitor stupidity.
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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2022, 12:06:01 PM »
I would think that DUmbass Duncanpup (9,972 posts) would have had a higher post count, in the mid five figures, to put up that kind of insane nonsequitor stupidity.

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Re: The DUmbest Post of the Day, hands down
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2022, 03:43:04 PM »
Liquid lunch with will pitt?
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