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Offline Bondai

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Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2008, 01:40:42 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on July 17, 2008, 01:24:53 PM
Okay but,

what about those

DUmmies

who

haven't left their basements in a decade

are heavily medicated

prescribed by a doctor

or self-prescribed and bought from Humboldt County or

Crack Alley

How will they find their way.

How will they find their way out of fly-over country?

Kansas

A Nebraskan cornfield

The Land of Lincoln (well maybe Reverend Wright can help if they get that far)

Instead of marching, which is way too much like exercise

could they borrow a few unused buses from New Orleans

fill them with Cheeto's and drive to the outskirts of D.C.

and walk the rest of the way.

What about Global Warming?

If a million DUmmies start sweating at the same time

in the sweltering summer

heat

would it destroy the planet?

What if they get a blister?

What if Dick Cheney mistakes them for a bird

It's an easy mistake

since both

brains are the same size.

No.

Better.

To.

Just.

Plan.

A.

Million.

Revolutions.

On.

DU.


Cindie



Totally..... :-)
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Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2008, 04:42:27 PM »
Why NOT?

Quote
From all basements

From all corners of San Fransisyco

A thousand marches shall commence, or at least 5-6 of us, but it COUNTS!

Citizens will join in Kumbya

The masses will converge on Washington DC, or those that might show up.

The capital will be shut down, or we'll go to StarBucks.

We will be un-armed with our ideas

We will be sanctioned by Justice, or just sactioned

The country has been taken over by Cheeto eating traitors

Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Harmon, Rockefeller, Mukasy, Hayden, ALL OF THEM? Um, thats gonna take awhile. NM

There is no way to fix this thing, so ignore the above.

There is no electoral solution (sorry Barack, maybe another time, u jus' wasen't black enough)

It is up to us, you,me and a hippie in a tree.

I have NOTHING to lose..................

I am sad

I am angry

I am sad

I angry

I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat..

No one else is going to save us, GIVE UP!
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Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2008, 04:56:24 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on July 17, 2008, 01:24:53 PM
Okay but,

what about those

DUmmies

who

haven't left their basements in a decade

are heavily medicated

prescribed by a doctor

or self-prescribed and bought from Humboldt County or

Crack Alley

How will they find their way.

How will they find their way out of fly-over country?

Kansas

A Nebraskan cornfield

The Land of Lincoln (well maybe Reverend Wright can help if they get that far)

Instead of marching, which is way too much like exercise

could they borrow a few unused buses from New Orleans

fill them with Cheeto's and drive to the outskirts of D.C.

and walk the rest of the way.

What about Global Warming?

If a million DUmmies start sweating at the same time

in the sweltering summer

heat

would it destroy the planet?

What if they get a blister?

What if Dick Cheney mistakes them for a bird

It's an easy mistake

since both

brains are the same size.

No.

Better.

To.

Just.

Plan.

A.

Million.

Revolutions.

On.

DU.


Cindie



You realize that I'm going to have to H5 you as soon as I come on the board, from now until I die . . .  :bow: :cheersmate: :tongue:
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