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Title: VIDEO: World's Worst Wig Keeps You From Hearing Wearer
Post by: pjcomix on June 16, 2022, 08:51:29 AM
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It has to be the world's worst wig. It is worn by 72 year old British MP Michael Fabricant. The wig is so horrible that it just sucks in all your attention to the extent that you can't even hear anything Fabricant is saying. Try it. In these video clips all your attention is sucked in by his wig and whatever Fabricant is saying is completely ignored. The DayGlo wig just outshines all  reality surrounding it. In fact, that attention stealing wig is so powerful that it even draws all your attention when Fabricant rides a bicycle naked.

p.s. Did Fabricant ask his wigmaker to pattern his hairpiece after Boris Johnson's hair but on steroids?

https://youtu.be/qfg93DXQYCY (https://youtu.be/qfg93DXQYCY)
Title: Re: VIDEO: World's Worst Wig Keeps You From Hearing Wearer
Post by: ABC-2 on June 16, 2022, 09:48:31 AM
That was funny!  I too couldn't pay attention to whatever it was that he was saying.

Didn't even while he was riding the bicycle naked ...

For looking at the wig!!!  :-) 

Quick!  Please, someone, send one to Biden, so we won't have to listen to him either!!!

Title: Re: VIDEO: World's Worst Wig Keeps You From Hearing Wearer
Post by: DefiantSix on June 16, 2022, 10:02:52 AM
The only wig I've ever seen that couldn't be more noticable if it was neon pink.

The only thing that could make that wig more perfect would be if Michael Fabricant had a team of minstrels following him everywhere, playing a rousing riff of Yakkety Sax to drown out everything coming out of his soup cooler.

(https://i.gifer.com/5zvU.gif)
Title: Re: VIDEO: World's Worst Wig Keeps You From Hearing Wearer
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 16, 2022, 03:35:14 PM
He's a brit who cares what he has to say? :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :-) :-) :-) :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: